The new evidence, from NASA's deep-space probe Voyager 2, puts to rest the three so-called "physical anomalies" that have deranged Truthers:
- Three steel-framed skyscrapers free-fall collapsing due to fire in a single day, when no others burning far longer have fallen before or since.
- The aluminum nose and hollow fuselage of Flight 77 plowing through five rings of reinforced concrete at the Pentagon
- The Shanksville "Gopher Hole" swallowing Flight 93 before burping up a widespread debris field.
A review of Voyager 2 photos revealed that it had turned its camera around for selfies with Earth in the background when its sensors detected an unusual disturbance in the space-time continuum and zoomed in for a close-up.
"The result is the wonderful image released today, clearly showing Earth bedazzled within a transient Black Hole on 9/11," says Mr. Swallowfirth.
"We don't know much about Black Holes — they're full of both known and unknown unknowns. But one known known is that our known laws of physics are suspended in them. Virtually anything can happen, however incredible. We're sorry to disillusion the Truthers, but sure they'll find fertile ground elsewhere for their ludicrous explanations."
Funny things these funny things . . .