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1. Separatism.
The ultimate crime in New Ukraine. Request a referendum for your city? You are an enemy of the State and may be immediately removed to a state facility for re-education.
2. Russian television
Watching Russian television is highly ungood, so the State has removed it from televisions for your protection.
If you express an opinion different to the Party, it is 'provocation'. Senior Party members may visit you for purposes of re-education.
4. The 'Heavenly 100′
The 'Heavenly 100′ were not deeply misguided, heavily armed young men. They are heroes. Repeat. The Heavenly 100 are heroes. Repeat until Leader Yatsenyuk calls you to the television for scheduled exercise.
Drinking vodka, smoking cigarettes is ungood and will be punished with high taxes. The citizens of the State need to exercise, to be fit of body and mind to serve the Party.
Crimea is a part of Ukraine. If you say otherwise, or think otherwise, the State may remove you to a thought-correction facility at once. Everyone who voted for Russia in the Crimea referendum was forced to do so at gunpoint.
Rape is not a male crime. It is the fault of a woman if she is in 'controversial company'.
Oleksandr Sych, 49, deputy prime minister of the interim Ukrainain administration and Svoboda Party member from Ivano-Frankivsk: “Women should lead the kind of lifestyle to avoid the risk of rape, including one from drinking alcohol and being in controversial company.”
Citizens who speak the Russian language are degenerates who should be sent to jail.
Irina Farion, one of the ideological pillars of Svoboda Party: “We have 14% of Ukrainians, who indicated that their native language – Russian, ie the language of the occupier. It shows a terrible mutation of consciousness. These 5 million of Ukrainians are degenerates.”
It is doubleplus-ungood to ask when Leader Yatsenyuk will hold parliamentary elections.
Joining the EU is doubleplus-good. If this means gas bills doubling, inflation soaring and the economy collapsing then these things are also doubleplus-good.
Citizens may not suggest these parties are either fascist or terrorist. If they do so, they will be taken by said parties for 're-education'.
12. Informing
If you hear of any citizens unadhering to the above, you must inform the Ukraine State Correction Department immediately. If you suspect any citizens of thinking these crimes, do the same. Not informing is a crime.
Graham Phillips is the British freelance journalist currently residing in Kiev (Ukraine).
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Ukrainian nationalists attack anti-coup motor rally with hammers and bats Published time: March 30, 2014 01:17
“Near the railway station the column was stopped by the Maidan bandits, who started beating people, taking their property, smashing cars,” Tymchenko says.
Maidan self-defense forces justified their actions by saying that they “suspected” the presence of weapons in the cars, and thus reacted to the “pro-Russian separatists and provocateurs,” local media reported. Local authorities however did not report any weapons in possession of the activists.
The motorists, with many women and elderly people among them, say they suffered “a sudden attack by members of the Right Sector.” The police in the meantime provided little to no help as the attackers continued to intimidate the activists.
“The police, who are supposed to sort out the situation, are not going about their job with any enthusiasm, and although the attackers didn't hide their faces, no one has been arrested so far. Which simply leads to the conclusion that they acted under the protection of the criminals currently in power.”