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"I, Mike Pence, an experienced politician with impeccable integrity, am the best candidate to have the election stolen from me by ballot harvesters during the height of a fake pandemic in 2024," said Mike Pence. "I will lose with all the dignity and pride of a Republican. That's what America is all about."
"No, I am the best candidate for this important task," said Nikki Haley. "No one on this stage is better equipped than me to stand aside like a schmuck while the election is rigged by powerful tech corporations, corrupt deep state bureaucrats, and foreign governments to get a functionally dead candidate like Biden back in office. Also, I'm a woman! Vote for me!"
The 8 candidates then erupted in loud arguing and screaming at each other to the delight of cheering fans.
At publishing time, Trump had claimed victory in the debate and promised to have the greatest stolen election loss in history.
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Axovant was spun off from Roivant. He spun out a bunch of ----vant companies, and they'd each deal with a single or a few specialty drugs. Yeah, he bought the drug Axovant was working on from GlaxoSmithKline for $5million, because they'd given up on it. Their big bet was on a trial with this drug in tandem with another getting some synergy, as it worked on acetylcholine receptors, but, compared to placebo, the drug as an add-on wasn't effective.
Sure, journos should write up on it. Vivek sheared him some sheep! There's no intelligible reason why people dumped so much money into the IPO he brought out as Axovant. They were venture capitalists making a bet on a company, and the company failed to produce, so they lost money. The story, as far as I can tell, is about greed fueled pharma investments, because the return on investment in that industry is absurd, possibly unmatched in some instances.