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Man regrets transitioning to woman after seeing line for restroom

Babylon Bee
Tue, 28 Feb 2023 19:03 UTC

PORTLAND, OR — A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies' room at a large public event last night.

"I had no idea I would have to wait this long just to go pee," said Ryanna Everhardt upon discovering the line at the restroom. "Before I transitioned, I could just walk into the men's room, do my business at a urinal, wash my hands, and be back out in two minutes. Now this? I may have made a big mistake."

The restroom line, located at a local nightclub on the night of a performance by an all-trans Taylor Swift cover band, stretched the full length of the side hallway next to the stage and showed no signs of shortening. One biological female in line stated this is nothing new. "This is part of being a woman," said Monica Haj as her wait in line reached the 25-minute mark. "It's always like this. If some guy decides he's going to pretend to be a woman and use the ladies' bathroom, he's going to have to get used to this."

Everhardt — who was previously known as Ryan Everhardt — was later seen sitting outside the nightclub, seemingly in deep thought. "I don't know. Is it possible for them to like... reattach it?" he was heard muttering. "I can't spend the rest of my life waiting in line to use the bathroom."

At publishing time, Everhardt was last seen getting back in line and hoping he would be able to use the restroom before the concert was completely over.

Reader Comments

ReRan · 2023-03-01T22:19:52Z

"Everhardt"? If he had it removed, I don't see how that could happen.

Agent Mulder · 2023-03-01T23:13:39Z

ReRan He could change it to Neverhardt

ReRan ·

Agent Mulder

· 2023-03-02T00:57:30Z

VooDoo6 · 2023-03-02T19:36:51Z

Agent Murder,

ReRan He could change it to Neverhardt

Good one.

Bezel Bub · 2023-03-02T01:22:05Z

Slightly off topic, but has anyone here actually ever met / known a trans person? I was born in and lived in big cities and met lots of people in my life and (to my knowledge) have never met one. Seems like something on the subject is in the news every day, but I have never actually seen one in the wild....

Demore · 2023-03-02T02:23:59Z

Bezel Bub I have. There was this dress wearing long haired man with a handbag, I saw him several times walking on the sidewalk. I've just spent the last 15 minutes racking my mind and I can see the man in my mind but for the life of me I cannot remember where in Canada. That was years ago, before the actual thing. We could say he was ahead of the times.

I've covered a lot of ground in this country and that was the only one I ever noticed .

ReRan · 2023-03-02T02:59:59Z

Bezel Bub I did know a local man who liked to dress in women's clothing, but never knew what he did when dressing up, or, in his particular case, why. I always wondered how his wife and kids felt about it.

Bezel Bub · 2023-03-02T15:23:48Z

ReRan Demore...Im just asking because if I just go by what I see in the media, it seems like its everywhere, but I have not seen it in real life to that extent. To each their own. Living in one of the hottest places in the US, I have adapted by wearing loose fitting, all cotton, long sleeve shirts, etc, because keeping the sun off your skin keeps you cooler and truth be told, I have wondered about the 'cooling' effects of wearing something like a Toga or even a dress...I would absolutely draw the line at having Mr Happy surgically removed, however...

Dwoods44 · 2023-03-02T15:52:35Z

Bezel Bub I think if we knew how many politicians and entertainment "stars" were transitioned (though not physically) we could see it as a narrative to "normalize" transitioning. Michelle Obama and Jacinda Ardern are good examples.

Demore · 2023-03-02T16:36:49Z

Bezel Bub I agree about not seeing them all over the place. The news say many but actually I think it is more the unnaturalness of it and the fact it is pushed, almost encouraged, that makes it stand out that much. More cases but they are, in a sense, fabricated and that's really the news. IMHO.

dom38 · 2023-03-03T05:42:09Z

Bezel Bub I am 60. For what I remember, I once saw a pair of trans persons in a street in Paris. Once in 60 years. At least, they were obvious and right in front of me.

Bezel Bub · 2023-03-03T13:46:36Z

dom38 Thats what Im hearing with this small impromptu probe...which seems to beg the question, why is it in the news cycle (virtually) every day...

Dwoods44 · 2023-03-04T14:00:41Z

Bezel Bub In my view, they are trying to normalize men dressed as women like Michelle Obama and Jacinda Ardern, because all of this transdressing is going to be revealed.

In the same way, they are trying to normalize pedophilia because the Epstein Island customer list is being revealed, and all those actors, politicians, media mouthpieces, and academics are going to be revealed.

ReRan · 2023-03-04T14:31:57Z

Dwoods44 Do you actually think the epstein list will go public? I would like to think so, but am not too hopeful.

Demore · 2023-03-04T14:50:01Z

Dwoods44 They are trying to normalise something, that is certain. Won't work.

Bezel Bub ·

Dwoods44

· 2023-03-04T15:28:59Z

codis · 2023-03-04T15:40:53Z

Dwoods44

In my view, they are trying to normalize men dressed as women like Michelle Obama and Jacinda Ardern, because all of this transdressing is going to be revealed.

It would be new to me that Nazi-Ardern is a cross-dressing man. Any reliable sources ?

Looking at her (?) Wackopedia page, I can see no Adam's apple in any picture. Which might be photoshopped ...

Winternights3 · 2023-03-02T03:42:20Z

I remember back in the 80's when going to the toilet in our local night club, the ladies would come into the gents and wee in the sinks as against to queuing at the ladies.

Bezel Bub · 2023-03-02T16:13:13Z

Winternights3 Yikes...thats a girl you want to bring home to meet Mom....so...tell us how you two met...

Winternights3 · 2023-03-02T16:24:26Z

Bezel Bub Steady.

Those were the days that stick in one's mind, I've seen girls fist fight and crash into the gents toilets, the 80's were interesting times.

My first love didn't come from such an arena, Friday and Saturday nights were for dancing and boy was it an eye opener

codis · 2023-03-02T10:16:52Z

A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies' room at a large public event last night.

That tells me has not really transitioned ...

Because, if he was a woman, he would know that they/he don't go there to pee. How common and vulgar. Girls go their to socialize, exchange the latest news and twitter feeds, and make now friends. Or have you ever seen a girl going to the ladies' room alone ?!?

VooDoo6 · 2023-03-02T19:42:01Z

Normalizing the abnormal abhorrent behavior as humor while incrementally debasing sociocultural rudderless values. ‘Do as thou wilt as the whole of the law‘ satanism gestalt.

earthwatcher · 2023-03-03T00:24:30Z

That's a good joke. Real women have smaller bladders and we need to pee more often. But, considering that he still has a penis and the original bladder then he can continue waiting in line.