We all know about the legendary "Florida Man" and his often-disturbing hijinks — but now he may be facing some stiff competition in the form of roving bands of feral, disease-ridden Florida monkeys.
Gangs of herpes-infected rhesus macaques are apparently roaming throughout northeast Florida,
according to First Coast News. And they're posing a threat to both locals and the environment.
The monkeys had first been introduced to the area in the 1930s by local cruise operator Colonel Tooey's Jungle Cruise, which released a dozen monkeys over the years onto an artificial island in Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida. However, the monkeys managed to escape the island by swimming away before they proceeded to reproduce at alarming rates.
By the 1980s, there were roughly 400 macaques reportedly living in the area. And the monkeys are now being spotted across the region in such communities as Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka, and Elkton.
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