Well, it looks like we've somehow managed to survive another year of diabolical Putin-Nazi attacks on democracy.
It was touch-and-go there for a while, especially coming down the home stretch, what with Jeremy Corbyn's desperate attempt to overthrow the UK government, construct
a British version of Auschwitz, and start rounding up and mass-murdering the Jews.
That was certainly pretty scary ... but then, the whole year was pretty scary.
The horror began promptly in early January, when Rachel Maddow revealed that
Putin was projecting words out of Trump's mouth in real-time, i.e., literally using Trump's head like a puppet, or one of those
Mission Impossible masks. And that was just the tip of the iceberg, as, despite the best efforts of
Integrity Initiative,
Bellingcat, and
other such establishment psyops, Internet-censoring sites like
NewsGuard, and
an army of mass hysteria generators, Putin's legion of Russian "influencers" was continuing to maliciously influence Americans, who were probably also still under attack by
brain-eating Russian-Cubano crickets!
While Resistance members were still wrapping their heads in anti-cricket aluminum foil, Putin (i.e., Russian Hitler) ordered Trump (i.e., Russian-asset Hitler) to launch a coup in Venezuela (i.e., Russian Hitler's South American ally), probably to distract us from "
Smirkboy Hitler" and his acne-faced gang of MAGA cap-wearing Catholic high-school Hitler Youth, who were trying to invade and Hitlerize the capital. Or maybe the coup was meant to distract us from the un-American activities of Bernie Sanders, who had also been deemed a Russian asset, or a devious "
Kremlin-Trump operation," or was working with Tulsi Gabbard to
build an army of blood-drinking Hindu nationalists, genocidal Assadists, and American fascists to help the Iranians (and the Russians, of course, and presumably also Jeremy Corbyn) frontally assault the State of Israel and drive the Jews into the sea.
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