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Pumpkin

Moscow tram rams 'Satanic' car near church

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A driver had to be cut out of his BMW after a tram rammed into his vehicle, which was displaying the number 666 on the registration plate, a police source said on Thursday.

The accident occurred near a church in east Moscow and the significance of the number 666 on the vehicle's registration plate made some emergency workers nervous.

"The driver of BMW was trapped in his car with rescuers trying to get him out," the source said adding that no one was injured on the tram.

Magic Wand

Russian woman gives birth during heart operation

A woman unexpectedly went into labor just before heart surgery in the Russian city of Penza, and gave birth to a healthy girl, the clinic's chief doctor said on Tuesday.

The 36-year-old woman from the nearby Russian republic of Mordovia "was admitted to the clinic for an urgent operation to replace an artificial heart valve, which the patient had been living with for several years," Dr. Vladlen Bazylev told RIA Novosti.

Replacing a heart valve usually involves open-heart surgery, and is considered a high-risk procedure.

Blackbox

Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman and the Teletubby Tinky Winky held after brawl

The Teletubbies
© APThe Teletubbies, from left, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po
People dressed as an Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman and the Teletubby character Tinky Winky were among 10 held after a drunken brawl at a holiday camp over the bank holiday weekend.

Violence flared at the Welcome Family Holiday Park in coastal resort of Dawlish, Devon, on Sunday during a fancy dress themed evening.

Up to 20 inebriated holidaymakers in costumes clashed at around 1am in the camp's clubhouse.

Police were called to the scene after two members of staff were assaulted.

Mr. Potato

UK man lands 'world's best job'

A British man has been appointed as the new caretaker of an Australian tropical island, a six-month position described as "the best job in the world".

Ben Southall, 34, a charity fundraiser from Petersfield, Hampshire, emerged from a field of some 35,000 applicants.

His new job requires Mr Southall to live and report from Hamilton Island, on Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.

Bulb

Cocaine user demands consumer rights

Just when you think there's nothing dumb left to report, up pops "Disgruntled drug buyer calls police to complain."

Now, granted, this is Cape Cod, where it was winter right through the end of April, and where rain has been and continues to be the forecast through May 9. Cape Codders aren't at their best right now.

Butterfly

Things to make you happy: Google employs goats

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Google's goat army.
(Credit: Official Google Blog)
The economy is still in shambles, we're all panicking about the bacon fever, and even those bright and shiny "green" initiatives might not be so green. Sad!

But did you know that Google is conserving energy by cutting its Mountain View, Calif., lawns with adorable goats?

Yes, it's true. The company has enlisted an innovative start-up called California Grazing to bring some of the Google greenery a more carbon-friendly, less polluting alternative to lawn mowers. It sounds like the use of goats is confined to peripheral fields where weeds and brush could cause wildfires, so it's not like Googlers run the risk of having goats wander into their office buildings. No word on whether they pay the goats in leftover free food from the company mess halls.

"A herder brings about 200 goats and they spend roughly a week with us at Google, eating the grass and fertilizing at the same time," a post on the official Google blog read. "The goats are herded with the help of Jen, a border collie. It costs us about the same as mowing, and goats are a lot cuter to watch than lawn mowers."

Star

Woman accused of taking 500 pounds of gold from job

gold bars
© Reuters/Yuriko NakaoGold bars are displayed at the Ginza Tanaka store in Tokyo in this file photo from September 18, 2008.
Call her the modern day Goldfinger. A New York woman was charged Wednesday with stealing as much as $12 million in gold bullion and jewelry over a period of six years, lifting the ill-gotten booty from her employer by concealing the stash in the lining of her pocketbook.

The district attorney for New York City's borough of Queens said Teresa Tambunting, 50, was arraigned Wednesday on charges of first-degree grand larceny and first-degree criminal possession of stolen property from Jacmel Jewelry Inc.

"The defendant is accused of establishing a virtual mining operation ... which siphoned off millions of dollars worth of the precious metal from her employer," Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said in a statement.

In January, an inventory audit conducted at Jacmel revealed that nearly 850 pounds (386 kg) of gold merchandise worth about $12 million was unaccounted for, Brown's statement added.

People

It's about how you stack up against the competition

Steven Purugganan, a spindly 8-year-old, was aimlessly clicking the TV remote when he caught sight of the sport that was to make him a world champion.

On television, children his age were stacking plastic cups into pyramids, then taking them apart as fast as they could. An excited crowd whooped and an announcer breathlessly reported their finish times.

Steven was intrigued. He wondered what it would feel like to have hundreds of fans. So his mother bought him a set of cups. "Now I know," he says three years later.

Steven, today a slight 11-year-old, was mobbed like a rock star as he strode through the World Sport Stacking Championships earlier this month at the Denver Coliseum in his blue Team USA shirt. Squealing girls pressed close to have their pictures taken with him; little kids asked for autographs; a film crew from Singapore cornered him for interviews.

Cowboy Hat

Cowboy ticketed for 'riding under the influence'

Arvada, Colorado - A man in a cowboy hat who rode a horse through a Denver suburb has been cited for riding an animal under the influence. Police said Brian Drone was given a $25 traffic violation ticket in a strip mall parking lot Friday. Drone told KUSA-TV that he was out for a "joyride" in Arvada with his horse, Cricket.

Mr. Potato

It's Official: Biden Won't Take Subway To Mexico

Joe Biden did it again.

Biden, notoriously known for saying things he probably wishes he hadn't, was on NBC's Today Show this morning. Hours after President Obama said in a nationally televised news conference that the administration was opposed to sealing the border with Mexico in the wake of the swine flu outbreak, Biden had this advice about travel:
I would tell members of my family -- and I have -- that I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. ... It's not just going to Mexico, if you're in a confined aircraft and one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway.