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UK: Lucky schoolboy finds seven-leaf clover while out walking his dog

Alastair Barnes
© Solent News & Photo AgencySchoolboy Alastair Barnes is hoping for a lucky year after his special clover find
Schoolboy Alastair Barnes should be in for a lucky year after finding a seven-leaf clover.

The nine-year-old went out for a stroll with his father and his dog near Salisbury when he stumbled upon the seven-leaf version of the the four-leaf lucky symbol

Clovers occasionally have leaves with four leaflets, instead of the usual three, but finding five, six or seven-leaf varieties are even rarer.

Ambulance

Global temperatures driven by US Postal Charges

US postal rates drive global warming
© joannenova.com.auSources: NCDC global temperatures, Law Dome & Mauna Loa CO2 levels, US postal charges, Andrew Dart

The rise in global temperatures since 1880 closely correlates with increases in postal charges, sparking alarm that CO2 has been usurped as the main driver of climate change.
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Back in 1885 it cost 2 cents to post a letter. Who would have thought that as postal charges climbed by 40 cents through the next 120 years, that global temperatures would mirror that rise in timing and slope and gain almost one full degree?

Ominously, US Post is set to raise the charges 2c to 44c on May 11, 2009. Postal Action Network (PAN) has already sprung into existence this afternoon and plans to produce a boycott campaign of the new 44c Homer Simpson stamps. Overworked postal workers are enthusiastic. Homer Simpson is reported to have said "Give me the number for 911."

Frog

Colour changing frog worshipped as god in India

A frog that constantly changes colour is being worshipped as a god in India.

The creature was discovered in a flower bed and now draws hundreds of followers to the home where it is kept in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala.

Now one of India's top zoologists has decided he will study the unusual creature - provided it can be kept alive.

Reji Kumar, 35, a lift worker, said he is doing its best but the frog has lost its appetite.

"My one problem is that this frog does not appear to eat. I keep trying to feed it but it doesn't eat anything. I don't know what else to give it," he said.

Toys

No doctor, no problem, dad delivers

A Montreal man said Wednesday he delivered his wife's baby at a city hospital last month because there was no medical staff on hand to help.

Mark Schouls told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. he got his wife, Karine Lachapelle, to Royal Victoria Hospital in time the night of May 12 and was told it appeared the birth was hours away. But early on May 13 when their son wouldn't wait any longer to be born, and no doctor or nurse was there, he took matters into his own hands.

"(Karine) just kind of leaned back, and all of a sudden I see the baby starting to come out, he told the CBC. I just put my hand on his chest, and my fingers around his armpits, and my other hand kind of on his face ... and I just pulled him out."

Smiley

Japanese Publisher Prints Horror Novel on Toilet Roll

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© APKoji Suzuki poses with his latest work
Horror writer Koji Suzuki has teamed up with a Japanese paper manufacturer to have his latest stomach-churning novella published in a very convenient form - on toilet paper.

The nine-chapter tale is appropriately titled "Drop," and is the alarming story of an evil spirit that inhabits a toilet bowl, according to Takaki Hayashi, vice president of Hayashi Paper Corp.

Pistol

Owner pulls gun on would-be robber -- then gives him cash

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© Photo by James Carbone / June 2, 2009Mohammad Sohail, 62, shows how he turned the tables on a bat-wielding man who stormed into his Shirley store demanding cash.
Shirley store owner's compassion for would-be robber

When a bat-wielding masked man walked into a Shirley convenience store and demanded cash, store owner Mohammad Sohail pulled out a rifle, ordered the man to get on the floor - and then, he says, found himself overcome with compassion.

Sohail, moved by the would-be robber's tale that hard economic times had pushed him to the edge, gave the unidentified man $40 and a loaf of bread and asked him to promise never to commit a robbery again, the store owner said.

"He started crying," Sohail, said of the intruder's reaction once the store owner pulled out his rifle. "He was saying: 'I have no money. I have no food. I have no job. I have to take care of my family.' "

Take 2

A New Iran Overture, With Hot Dogs

San Salvador - Having sent the Iranian people a video greeting on their New Year, President Obama is now inviting them to help celebrate a quintessentially American holiday, the Fourth of July.

Last Friday, the State Department sent a cable to its embassies and consulates around the world notifying them that "they may invite representatives from the government of Iran" to their Independence Day celebrations - annual receptions that typically feature hot dogs, red-white-and-blue bunting and some perfunctory remarks about the founding fathers.

Administration officials characterized the move as another in a series of American overtures to Iran. The United States has not had relations with Iran since the American Embassy in Tehran was seized by protesters in 1979; the country's diplomats have not been formally invited to American events since then.

Sheeple

Sex scandal Miami priest quits Catholic Church

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A popular U.S. Roman Catholic priest photographed frolicking with a woman on a Florida beach announced Thursday he had joined the Episcopal Church to pursue the priesthood in a faith that allows married clergy.

"I've seen with my own eyes how many brothers of mine serve God as married men and with the blessing of having their own families," said Father Alberto Cutie, whose removal from his Miami Beach parish prompted public debate about the Catholic Church's celibacy requirement for priests.

The charismatic 40-year-old is a well-known religious leader in Miami who dispensed relationship advice on Spanish-language television shows, church radio programs and newspaper columns.

Popcorn

Christians battle each other over evolution

The Discovery Institute - the Seattle-based headquarters of the intelligent design movement - has just launched a new website, Faith and Evolution, which asks, can one be a Christian and accept evolution? The answer, as far as the Discovery Institute is concerned, is a resounding: No.

The new website appears to be a response to the recent launch of the BioLogos Foundation, the brainchild of geneticist Francis Collins, former head of the Human Genome Project and rumoured Obama appointee-to-be for head of the National Institutes of Health. Along with "a team of scientists who believe in God" and some cash from the Templeton Foundation, Collins, an evangelical Christian who is also a staunch proponent of evolution, is on a crusade to convince believers that faith and science need not be at odds. He is promoting "theistic evolution" - the belief that God (the prayer-listening, proactive, personal God of Christianity) chose to create life by way of evolution.

Smiley

Bandit wears beer carton box to grab smokes

Lincoln, Nebraska. - A man donned a rather unique disguise to rob a convenient store to get his nicotine fix.

The man wore an empty Bud Light box on his head as he robbed a Lincoln store early Monday morning.

Police say he wrapped something around his hand, implying he had a weapon, but he never showed one.