After publicly stating that he feared his middle name was causing many jews to be suspicious of him as being a muslim, the president has changed it from Hussein to Schmulik.
"I believe that by taking this ancient and honored Jewish name I can once and for all convince my very few lunatic Jewish detractors who logically feared that I might be a Muslim because of my other hate-speech name which I will no longer use and will hereafter be referred to as the "H" name, that I am truly devoted to Jews and Israel, as I have always been since long before this necessary name change."
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