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The very talented Greta Thunberg

Tony Heller
Real Climate Science
Fri, 19 Jun 2020 21:08 UTC

Besides being able to see CO2, Greta is also a virus expert.

She is a very talented girl. In addition to being a virus and climate expert, this Swedish girl who doesn't attend school is also an expert on racism in America, and global governance.

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Rowan Cocoan · 2020-06-20T22:27:33Z

Now SOTTdudes, I'm fairly sure that, like RC, by now most of you have an almost Pavlovian reaction upon merely seeing the word 'Greta' - either: or , or similar. Let's now solve that problem.

Ever heard of 'Greta Buz'? [Link]
Greta Beraldo? [Link]
Greta Jimenez? [Link]
There are others, too.

There! Ain't that better? May we all never think of the above 'Youngest of Karens' again!

R.C.

P.s., I guess 'you can't spell 'G-R-E-A-T' without G-E-R-T-A.. (or without G-R-E-T-A.. ;).)

RC

ReRan · 2020-06-21T02:14:58Z

Rowan Cocoan For me it's mostly and sometimes .

StarDam · 2020-06-21T13:47:23Z

Rowan Cocoan Greta Garbo. It is a travesty this woke starlet bears the same name.

Patrick2017 · 2020-06-21T15:50:05Z

Rowan Cocoan P.s., I guess 'you can't spell 'G-R-E-A-T' without G-E-R-T-A.. (or without G-R-E-T-A.. ;).)

You just fucked up my hole day by printing this, I’m dyslexic !!!! and I won’t even be able to sleep tonight because of this going through my head all night trying to spell G-R-E-T-A. It’s a bad dream like singing our favorite tune “ Down the yellow brick road “ it just never goes away.

Twodees · 2020-06-24T00:05:46Z

Patrick2017 Are you the famous insomniac agnostic dyslexic, the one who couldn't sleep at night for pondering whether there is a dog?

Rowan Cocoan · 2020-06-24T00:15:08Z

Twodees Mat's the!

(Toonerist, Spoo!)

RC

ReRan · 2020-06-24T00:17:33Z

Twodees And RC , thanks, I needed a laugh!

Rowan Cocoan · 2020-06-24T00:20:48Z

ReRan Almost sleeping...

"Is there a dog?

Is there a lassie? How was lassie a girl??

"They fooled me; letting that bitch! hide the differences under all that long hair!!" (Repeat.)

ReRan ·

Rowan Cocoan

· 2020-06-24T00:23:31Z

Patrick2017 · 2020-06-24T01:00:57Z

Twodees Your not talking about my girl friend are you.

Rowan Cocoan · 2020-06-24T01:32:43Z

Patrick2017

Come on over here, girl! ...

Now, Bitch!

P.S., I here just approached? passed? my limit (yes, there's one) about dark humor. Where I grew up (here), if a guy got into a fight with a female in a bar (his wife? she started it? didn't matter) his ass would get dragged into the parking lot, "You wanna fight? Well, boy, pick on me!" "No, me!" etc.

I DETEST guys who abuse women; we should be able to handle (and walk away from) the worst cruelty they can hand out. (I even once kinda violated that when a psycho bimbo attacked me in a bar, (tried to punch me with a cross cut sucker punch), I backed away, shhe got air, I caught her arm, atainst the wallm, and spoke to her and close quarters.

I knew we'd have to run for it; we did, I survived, she wasn't hurt,m and that never changed my opinion.

R.C.

shellycheval · 2020-06-21T14:22:55Z

I hope to God this is satire, but honestly, in today's world one can almost never be sure.

endescent · 2020-06-22T23:19:46Z

I work in a hotel, and on one reservation, a secondary guests name was, I shit you not, “Greta Tits”.

Rowan Cocoan ·

endescent

· 2020-06-22T23:38:10Z

Synwell · 2020-06-29T17:38:46Z

Re-Greta having to hear about this little girl running her mouth like she somebody with the power to change the world simply because she said so.

ReRan ·

Synwell

· 2020-06-29T18:08:40Z

Patrick2017 · 2020-06-29T19:19:03Z

Synwell I think Bill Gates was advising her as his prodigy. Like two pees in a pod, that’s right two urinateors in a pod.

ReRan ·

Patrick2017

· 2020-06-29T23:31:40Z

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The very talented Greta Thunberg

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