G-Male
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Coming on the heels of Microsoft's slam on Google's privacy policies, feminine comedy blog Comediva produced a video featuring Mountain View's answer to the perfect boyfriend: G-Male.

Since Google knows what you need better than you do, Comediva personified Google's consistently aware services into a mate who's always one step ahead of your every want and desire, no matter how secret.

All goes according to plan, until G-Male starts becoming less like Mark Wahlberg in The Happening and more like Mark Wahlberg in Fear. Similar to Google's omnipresent web apps, G-Male begins spouting random personal tidbits which prove the relationship is far more serious than you realize.

Emily McGregor -- Comediva's VP of Production and the director of the short -- said, "We wanted to satirize the idea that Google has taken over all aspects of our lives, so why not dating?" Adding, "And like any clingy boyfriend, or any technology that is always hanging around, infiltrating our space, he's really hard to break up with."

And it's definitely good for a laugh.