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Pope Benedict XVI has sent shockwaves throughout the Catholic Church by announcing his conversion to the faith of New Labour.
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Despite criticism that New Labour is a shady religious cult with a discredited and increasingly wealthy leader, the Pope was said to be convinced by the concept of the infallibility of Tony Blair. But others were more sceptical; 'There are those who might think that the Pope's childhood membership of the Hitler Youth would make him unacceptable to New Labour', said Tony Benn, 'But then everyone is more left wing when they are young.'
Psychopaths get on well with each other.