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© ONU/Shareef SarhanNo shortage in Gaza for Bibi's 'rubble bucket challenge'
In a symbolic imitation of the 'Ice Bucket Challenge' craze currently sweeping the world, traumatized Palestinian people have nominated Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for the 'Rubble Bucket Challenge'. To commemorate the ceasefire in the recent Gaza conflict, massacre, in which more than 2,130 Palestinians were murdered and some 11,000 wounded, the chosen charity is EPIC (Exposing Psychopaths in Control). EPIC aims to educate all people in matters of psychopathy, psychology and secret history, by sending books and articles to schools and community groups throughout the world.

A sneering Israeli spokesman, having learned the aims of the charity and the somewhat unconventional scale of the proposed bucket (2130 cubic feet, filled with rubble and body parts from the devastated Gaza Strip and to be suspended 33 feet above the Israeli PM) called it completely "disproportionate". He apparently also failed to note the significance of the buckets composition - that of cast iron(y).

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Elsewhere, Russian amateur astronomer, Ivor Sansa Karmavich, has discovered new comets, which is thought may herald an approaching cometary cluster. Named Hubris and Babylon Whore, there has been no scientific verification as yet to support increasing internet speculation that the projected impact zones are Tel Aviv and Washington D.C. respectively.

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An ISIS/ISIL/IS (Al-Qaeda re-branded) convoy moving with extreme stealth to avoid military satellites!
Despite billions of dollars being spent on 'defense' projects - military satellites keep failing to detect the huge convoys of shiny, white Toyota trucks of ISIS! (Yet apparently they can see imaginary Russian troops on the Ukrainian border ready to invade!). I guess someone could follow the paper trail from Japan's Toyota factories (using American truck manufacturers would have been too obvious perhaps!) to begin to join the dots, to identify these 'new terrorists'. It may help watching this video too!