David Edwards Raw Story Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:10 CST
A Canadian member of Parliament on Wednesday gave a animated speech to Parliament about the dangers of a zombie invasion from the United States turning into a "zombie apocalypse."
"I rise today to salute the Center for Disease Control and the Providence of Quebec for putting in place emergency measures to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies," Winnipeg MP Pat Martin announced. "I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don't recognize orders, and a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn a continent-wide pandemic if it's not contained."
"So on behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, Mr. Speaker, I want to ask the minister of foreign affairs, is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?" Martin asked as other members applauded.
Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird stood up to assure Martin "and all Canadians that I am dedicated to ensuring that this never happens."
"I want to say categorically to this member, and through him to all Canadians, that through the leadership of this prime minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies ever!"
Montana residents were caught off guard earlier this week when television station KRTV's Emergency Alert System was taken over by hackers to air a message warning about the zombie apocalypse.
Watch this video from Macleans Magazine, broadcast Feb. 13, 2013.
In this ground breaking multi-part video series, Laura Knight-Jadczyk discusses the history of the modern spiritual movement and the pitfalls and traps awaiting any would-be "channeler". She also provides a glimpse into the events that led to the beginnings of the "Cassiopaean Experiment".
"Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world which yields most painfully to change."
Scientists living under an oppressive regime
decide to clinically study the founders and supporters of evil regimes to determine what common factor is at play in the rise and propagation of man's inhumanity to man.