A man calls 911 when he gets stuck in a window while trying to break into a house.


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Operator: Police and fire do you have an emergency?
Man: I got stuck in this window trying to break into the house.
Operator: What's the address sir? Do you know the address to the house?
Man: No I don't. I'm calling from the house?
Operator: How are we going to find it?
Man: I'm stuck in the window.
Operator: You're stuck in the window? I thought you said somebody was breaking in there.
Man: I'm breaking in the house.
Operator: You're breaking into your own house?
Man: No I'm breaking into someone else's house.