You Need to Join the Right Singles Scene
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Signs of the Times
22/08/2006
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No doubt about it. The singles scene is no picnic! We all know that the dating world can be a nightmare. You can spend lots of effort (and money) looking for Miss or Mr. Right. We've all invested weeks, months, or more in relationships that went wrong, only to be left wishing that we could get that wasted time back!
Ever been out on the town when you suddenly discover that your date doesn't support Israel's right to defend herself? Driver, let me out here! Ever been at dinner and found your jaw dropped into your soup when your date mentions having attended a gay wedding? Check please! The dance floor is no place to find out that your date doesn't recognize the importance of domestic surveillance, the need to keep the minimum wage where it is, and the obvious wisdom of staying clear of that mess in the Sudan. Whoa, knees, don't buckle on me now!
Well, if you recognize how far and how fast this world is splitting down the middle, then you need to find a way to avoid the heartbreak of this particular variety. And now, there's an answer. Just use one of the many fabulous, new, and growing online dating services for Right-thinking people, such as ConservativeMatch, ConservativeMatchMaker, ElephantDates, J(Jewish)singles, RepublicanSingles (all dotcoms), or MoneyCentral's dating page.
Let's spotlight ConservativeMatch, formed in May 2004 by Brian Barcaro (who quips that he does not interparty date and has no plans to start!), Jason LaFosse, and Michael Lloyd, who also own CatholicMatch. ConservativeMatch's tagline is "Sweethearts not Bleeding Hearts" - and that says it all! The site declares, "Find people who share your cultural, political and religious values. With a culture that is often hostile to conservative values our goal is to provide alternative resources... Conservative Match is the #1 place to meet single Conservatives for dating, friendship and marriage."
The ConservativeMatch site also lists great events around the country that are just right for meeting conservative singles. A click on the Houston TX link showed me the upcoming Friends of the NRA Event coming up on August 17. A click on Phoenix AZ tipped me off to the Pro-Life Protest happening on the 24th, with Children of the Rosary setting up a prayer site at the local abortuary. And mousing my way over to New York NY reminded me of the Republican Club Monthly Meeting on the 31st. Fantastic!
But wait, there's more. ConservativeMatch is also an online magazine. I found articles like "The Lies Have It: Does 'Gay Marriage' Really Exist...?" and "Godless by Ann Coulter: Coulter fearlessly confronts the high priests of the Church of Liberalism...." Superb!
Heck, even the advertisements on Conservative Match are useful. There's a place to find Ann Coulter posters, a chance to win a free copy of Godless, a link for HeteroPride: Straight is Great, and a tip for WorldCheck.com, the world's most comprehensive open-source database that promises to help us profile terrorists in our midst. Now who wouldn't find that helpful?!
But what you really want to know about are the singles ads, right? New ads include those from: Ryan, 20, "I love women. they are the best thing that has ever been invented. I wish i could have all the women in the world. I work at a pool and i don't really do that much of anything all day."; Cody, 27, "I don't get mad all that often but maybe that's because I drink so much beer."; and Christian, 31, "Active-duty Air Force Security Forces (AKA Security Police, HOOAH!) officer..."
Sure, there are women, too, like: Jennifer, 37, "I'm a relatively conservative chic living and working in liberal Hollywood--oh the horror of it."; and Joy, 46, "loves dancing, football, nascar, watching professional bullriding, rodeos and monster truck shows!"
Don't know where to begin? Try the ConservativeMatch discussion forum and click on "Liberals Need Not Apply" or "The Reagan Room" and you'll feel right at home in no time. Don't worry, no one is likely to ask you to sign a petition to help the poor, support stem-cell research, or fight AIDS in Africa. In fact, I'd bet on it!
You may have tried Christian dating sites like ChristianSingles, ChristianMingles, ChristianSoulMates and AdamMeetEve (all dotcoms), but found that "Christian" is just too broad for you. After all, some Christians don't even believe that poverty is the result of sin. How would you like to meet at a church picnic and find illegal aliens being harbored behind the altar? It could happen.
For laughs, you can always check out one of those lefty sites for activists and Democrats, like ActForLove.com. But if you understand that our world is polarizing in a big way, you know you're Right in your thinking, and you don't need your views broadened by a potential love interest, then you realize how important it is to find a Right-thinking mate. So, try Conservative Match, ConservativeMatchmaker, RepublicanSingles, ElephantDates, or MoneyCentral's dating page and find the Right one for you (or click on convenient banner ads at some of your favorite sites like hannity.com).
Happy Dating!
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