If, for whatever reason, you find yourself on the wrong side of the law, on the run and in need of a secure place to 'lie low' for a while, - do not delay! Head straight for "the mountainous area of the Afghanistan-Pakistan border". If the U.S. government's track record on finding bin Laden or his "second in command" al-Zawahiri, is anything to go by, it is virtually impossible to find anyone that might be hiding there, no matter how many soldiers or how many high-tech satellites your possess.
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