Things that are more real than Pete Buttigieg:
- Milli Vanilli
- aspartame
- astroturf
- boobs in LA
- smiles at a Martha's Vineyard cocktail party
- the Gulf of Tonkin incident
- Bryan Williams' helicopter crash
- Joy Reid's time travelling hackers
- Epstein's suicide

— Caitlin Johnstone ⏳ (@caitoz) February 10, 2020