.....US: ready to stop being a sovereign nation?
— Caitlin Johnstone (@caitoz) February 4, 2018
Syria: no
US: let's give these rebels some guns
Syria: those are terrorists
US: uh-oh, someone's been using chemical weapons!
Syria: you planted those
US: ready to give up?
Syria: hey russia come help
US: OMG RUSSIA HACKED OUR ELECTIONS