SECRET//NOTRUMP

To Antifa Command:

Half the regiment walked home after we ran out of selfie sticks and wifi for instagram. Granola stores are dry. Our undercover op failed when the Red Caps started doing pushups and using improper pronouns

Send soylent#SecondCivilWarLetters

— Jack Posobiec🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018