After my first assault, which occurred within seconds of my arrival, I called 911 for police.

This officer arrived quickly but stayed in her car, so I walked over.

She told me maybe I cut my own nose!

More farcical policing ensued. pic.twitter.com/v6mORvgAjd

— Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@BillboardChris) April 1, 2023