Three F-15s shot down.

One KC-135 "crashed".

The US' largest aircraft carrier on fire.

Several US troops dead due to "health-related incidents".

But don't worry -- all of this is pure coincidence and not combat-related. The Pentagon would never lie to you. pic.twitter.com/0HRNyT6cmR

— Richard Medhurst (@richimedhurst) March 13, 2026