Has this lady ever been in a subway or bus during rush hour?
Just in case she hasn’t, here’s a list of things that will definitely touch you but are not assault:
Messenger bags 💼
Grocery bags
backpacks 🎒
Luggage
Strollers
Boxes & other packages 📦
Bikes 🚲
Oversized coats 🧥

— HT 💬 (@HenryTalks) October 13, 2018