America: We need health insurance.

GOP: But how are you going to pay for it?

America: We need better schools.

GOP: But how are you going to pay for it?

America: We need climate reform.

GOP: But how are you going to pay for it?

Trump: I want to buy Greenland.

GOP: yay!

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 15, 2019
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