Clarissa,

You may have heard Paul Joseph Watson was captured by our company yesterday. He kept telling us to imagine his shock, until Fatima shoved her hijab in his mouth. He is being well treated, despite his protests at the soy milk. War is hell, eh? #secondcivilwarletters

— Mike Stuchbery 💀🍷 (@MikeStuchbery_) July 3, 2018