As part of its effort to help save the planet from the dangers of taking too many baths, the EPA's WaterSense program is trying to convince kids they should avoid bathtubs in favor of showers, which it says is a far more efficient use of water.
"To save even more water, keep your shower under five minutes long—try timing yourself with a clock next time you hop in!" the "WaterSense for Kids" website says.
In addition to convincing kids to stay away from the tub, the EPA's website instructs children to be careful not to give plants or the yard too much water, to ask parents to use car washes that recycle used water, and to avoid using hoses whenever possible. The EPA even suggests kids conduct experiments with parents to test toilets for leaks.
When kids aren't busy timing their showers to ensure they remain as unclean as possible and training to be future plumbers, they can "test" their "water sense" by playing EPA's Pac-Man-inspired online game starring the "water-efficiency hero," Flo. The goal of the game is to move Flo, a cartoon water drop, "through water pipes and answer water-efficiency questions while avoiding water-wasting monsters."
There's nothing kids hate more than those darn water-wasting monsters.
You can add this pathetic attempt by the EPA to brainwash kids into feeling guilty every single time they flush the toilet to the long list of ridiculous efforts the federal agency has made recently to control every aspect of Americans' lives.
Comment: Under the guise that the government knows what's best. The serfs need to save water while they golf on some of the most expensive golf courses in the world!














Comment: The EPA has shown such incredible disregard for the well-being and health of people in the U.S. They allow corporations to poison the food, air and water. Oil spills, pesticide contamination, fracking, Monsanto. And now, picking on kids about taking baths? What a gang of bullies and hypocrites!