A recording of a police phone call obtained by The Federalist reveals a local resident reporting a group of Haitian migrants carrying four geese in Springfield, Ohio two weeks ago.
"I'm sitting here, I'm riding on the trail, I'm going to my orientation for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about four of 'em, they all had geese in their hand," the caller tells the public services dispatcher in the audio recording of the call.
According to a police report reviewed by The Federalist, the call was placed on Aug. 26, before the Columbus suburb located roughly 50 miles from the state capital became nationally known this week for epitomizing the nation's migrant crisis. The caller told the dispatcher he saw four migrants in total, two men and two women, each carrying a single goose.
Comment: A rather odd incident considering Germany's reputation for engineering excellence, and that, as of right now, there's no implication of extreme weather or neglect being responsible:
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In other news, two days ago, Chancellor Scholz made some notable comments about the, as of yet unexplained, Nord Stream sabotage, as well as intimations of pushing for a peace deal in Ukraine. Although with his party set to lose in the elections, and a loss in Ukraine looming, these unusually lucid comments are probably to be expected: