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Snopes roasted after posting 'study' claiming 28% of Republicans think Babylon Bee articles are real
The "five most-believed satirical claims by the Babylon Bee" fool up to 28 percent of Republican readers, according to a study conducted by the Conversation (and credulously reposted by Snopes). The study's conclusions appeared at first glance to validate Snopes' much-mocked decision to fact-check obviously satirical stories by the Bee - clearly, Snopes' detractors simply didn't realize how many people were incapable of recognizing political satire!
But the researchers didn't present their subjects with Babylon Bee headlines and ask them if they thought they were looking at real news. Instead, they paraphrased the "false claims," ironing out the satire in a way that - ironically - made them look more like real news, as the Bee's own editor in chief pointed out.
Siegle's comments come after the Washington Post's bombshell story came out which noted that Epstein suffered broken bones in his neck which is common in homicide victims who die from strangling. This revelation "deepen[ed] the mystery about the circumstances around his death."
"Among the bones broken in Epstein's neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam's apple," The Washington Post reported. "Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the experts said."
Niagara County Sheriff James Votour says the woman left her home near Rochester Friday morning heading for a campsite.
She stopped in the Niagara County town of Lockport to pick up a few supplies at a Tops market. When she returned to her vehicle she found the dead man.
Votour says the man had no ID but fingerprints and facial recognition will be used to try to identify him. He's described as possibly Hispanic, in his 40s or 50s, about 5-foot-8, 180 pounds, and wearing jeans and a light-colored shirt.
He threatened the Clintons and their powerful friends, at least that's what many are beginning to believe. And the fact that Epstein's death has been typified by a very 'Vince Foster' kind of vibe that lends even more credence to the belief that he didn't simply kill himself as police have said.
And now, a new Rasmussen Poll found that less than one-third of Americans believe the official narrative that Epstein simply offed himself.
Only 29% of American Adults believe Epstein actually committed suicide while in jail, Rasmussen found. Another 42% think Epstein was murdered to prevent him from testifying against powerful people with whom he associated. A sizable 29% are undecided. Other theories have been floated (though they weren't included in the poll). One is the notion that a 'body double' was found for Epstein, then was killed and posed to look like him in his jail, while the real Epstein fled.
Comment: See also:
- Fakest fake news of the week: 'Jeffery Epstein definitely killed himself', sez NY Chief Medical Examiner
- Epstein: Autopsy shows possible strangulation, shocking comments from former bodyguard, a revealing 2003 interview, plus Bill Clinton in a blue dress
- How real power kills or rescues: Epstein death evidence so far
With all its scandals, especially when it came to priestly sexual abuse, I lost my faith in the Catholic Church. Indeed, I would later learn that there had been a predatory priest in my own parish when I was young, a grim man who made me uneasy at the time, though back then I couldn't have told you why. As for those warbirds, like so many Americans, I thrilled to their roar at air shows, but never gave any real thought to the bombs they were dropping in Vietnam and elsewhere, to the lives they were ending, to the destruction they were causing. Nor, at that age, did I ever consider their enormous cost in dollars or just how much Americans collectively sacrificed to have "top cover," whether of the warplane or godly kind.
There were good and devoted priests in my Catholic diocese. There were good and devoted public servants in the U.S. military. Admittedly, I never seriously considered the priesthood, but I did sign up for the Air Force, surprising myself by serving in it for 20 years. Still, both institutions were then, and remain, deeply flawed. Both seek, in a phrase the Air Force has long used, "global reach, global power." Both remain hierarchies that regularly promote true believers to positions of authority. Both demand ultimate obedience. Both sweep their sins under the rug. Neither can pass an audit. Both are characterized by secrecy. Both seem remarkably immune to serious efforts at reform. And both, above all, know how to preserve their own power, even as they posture and proselytize about serving a higher one.

A CBP spokesperson has confirmed that the agency's computer systems are down at several airports.
JFK International Airport tweeted this afternoon that its agents were processing passengers more slowly because, "Customs systems are down right now nationwide."
Los Angeles International Airport also announced via Twitter that its CBP systems were experiencing an issue that appeared to be impacting several airports.
Comment: See also:
- London's Gatwick Airport suffers complete failure of air-traffic-control systems
- Epstein: Autopsy shows possible strangulation, shocking comments from former bodyguard, a revealing 2003 interview, plus Bill Clinton in a blue dress
- London airports order military-grade anti-drone equipment worth "several million"
- 'Unexpected and unusual' major blackout knocks out power to swathes of UK
The Secret Service responded to a call Friday morning, around 8am, regarding a "suspicious person in a vehicle" near the embassy, the agency said in a statement.
While the man has not been identified, the Secret Service said he was in possession of a knife, and had left his car running outside the diplomatic building.
In a search of the vehicle, police say they found a single bullet, but no firearm, as well as the man's dog.
Patch reported on Tuesday that a member of a "Shock Theater" group had photographed "multiple fliers" hanging near local businesses over the weekend, but he denied having anything to do with the fliers.
The company said it did not post the fliers and does not know who did. Workers at three businesses on the block told Patch they hadn't noticed any fliers Tuesday.
With these words Mohammed Sawafta, a Palestinian farmer from the northern Jordan Valley town of Bardala, began talking about Israel's new decision to deny the Palestinians access to water. The move will take effect after two months.
The decision was made after the Israeli-controlled water networks in the Jordan Valley have been completely changed.
Comment: Israel Social TV, independent media organization (NGO) produced this short video in 2013
The horrific mass killings in El Paso and Dayton have understandably inspired terror in America and calls for expanded gun control, predictive policing, and mental health interventions designed to reduce violence.
But Northeastern University criminologist James Alan Fox, the leading researcher on the topic for the past 35 years, tells Reason, "There is no evidence that we are in the midst of an epidemic of mass shootings." The number of incidents and casualties are simply too small to make such claims and, he stresses, the media coverage of shootings often ends up creating a false sense that gun violence — which is at or near historic lows — is ubiquitous and growing.
In a wide-ranging interview with Nick Gillespie, Fox explains the common characteristics of mass killers, why violent crime involving guns has declined over the past several decades, and how cable TV and social media contribute to a false sense of panic.
Audio production by Ian Keyser.
Comment: So there you have it; statistically, there's been no basic change in the background rate of mass shootings (the definition of which is officially 4 or more people shot and killed, not including the shooter(s)).
There have been particularly high death tolls in mass shootings in the last couple of years (Orlando nightclub, Las Vegas concert venue, Texas church, Parkland school, and El Paso Walmart), and the media amplification of these attacks makes it seem as if there's an 'epidemic of mass shootings' (relative to the normal background rate).
But there isn't.














Comment: Not a very scientific study - which sums up Snopes quite well. Those paraphrased headlines are akin to asking people whether or not Trump said "Mexicans are horrible people and we need a wall to keep them out". To a Democrat, that sounds plausible, and you'd no doubt get a percentage who thought it was "definitely true".
But the fact that Snopes actually fact-checked the washing machine article is priceless.