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Ah, belly-bombs -- the Transportation Security Administration's (TSA) newest scare-story for frightening us into its porno-scanners and sexual assaults at airports.
Belly-bombs play right into the TSA's hands even if passengers won't. They kill, which makes them petrifying. And they're invisible but pervasive: since terrorists "surgically implant" them inside the body, almost any passenger could conceal one. Worse, "
regular scanning equipment, including full-body scanners, is not designed to penetrate the skin, so it would not be able to detect implanted devices."
Ergo, the possibility that we could explode from causes other than rage at the TSA justifies "additional security measures at U.S. airports and overseas airports serving U.S. destinations, the [TSA] said in a statement. The new measures could include increased use of behavior-detection techniques such as agents studying passengers for nervous behavior and conducting airport interviews, pat-down searches, and efforts to detect traces of explosive materials by swabbing skin and clothing and using explosives-sniffing dogs and machines, the TSA said."
It's all a tad too convenient, isn't it? As the TSA
abuses dying grandmothers and
molests children, as legislation at both the
local and
national levels threatens to trim its power, as
calls for its abolition reverberate, along comes a diabolical threat right out of Marvel Comics. The lesson from the TSA and its collaborators in the corporate press who ballyhoo belly-bombs is clear: not only do we "need" the agency with its groping and ogling, we must cede it authority for "additional security measures at U.S. airports" - -
and everywhere else.