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The 4-month-old foal broke three legs after being knocked down by a car and left to die by the side of a road in Fortaleza, Brazil.
Zenith Gurgel took the mule - which she's named "Guerreirinho" (translated to "Little Warrior") into her house and has been feeding it by hand.
The biggest news of Tuesday? The fact that NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden finally jumped on the Twitter bandwagon. Eager to join the media fray, tabloid news network HLN was desperate for any guest they could find.
Lucky for them, they stumbled upon a lone Snowden supporter going by the Twitter handle @fart, and invited him on air.
"[Twitter] shut down ISIS accounts, why do you think Snowden is any different?" host Yasmin Vossoughian asked, referring to former New York Governor George Pataki's statements that the social media platform should treat Snowden as a traitor.
"He's a hero, he's doing what any one of us should've done in that situation," @fart responded.
"He's got a voice, he's been isolated for so long. He's got valid things to say, we should listen to what he says."
Vossoughian then referred to the argument that Snowden's documents could have put American lives at risk.
"Well, you know, to say that he couldn't harm somebody with what he did - he could, absolutely, he could," @fart responded.
"But to cast him out, to make him invalid in society simply because he has scissors for hands - I mean, that's strange," he continued. "People didn't get scared until he started sculpting shrubs into dinosaur shapes and whatnot."
ISIS is making so much money, host Trevor Noah said on Tuesday, from selling antiquities that they're are minting their own money, including dinars made of gold.
These coins apparently feature images of the Twin Towers on 9/11.
"ISIS is making 9/11 coins? You pieces of shit," Noah said. "You know the worst thing is you weren't even involved in that. Who takes credit for something you didn't even do! Who plagiarizes terrorism?!"
The man from Fort Worth, Texas, made the carriages from oil barrels, which he used to trundle the beloved rescue dogs round the neighborhood, headed by his tractor.
The five kilometre race has "bacon stations" every kilometre — with an extra helping at the finish line.
Finishers can pig out at an all-you-can-eat buffet of gorgeous, fragrant bacon and pancakes.
The 2nd annual event hosted by Reid and Associates Financial Services Ltd will donate proceeds to the Kelowna Jaycees, a community group of young professionals.
With the mass refugee crisis lending a hand, the sacrifice of children by the Dark Lords and their minions continue unabated across the planet. Last week we learned that it's official US military policy to tolerate the practice of 'boy play', where boys are raped and sexually assaulted by collaborators of US occupation forces (who themselves have access to US-provided automatic weaponry) in warzones.
Pederasty, pedophilia and the
Comment: Yes, this article is satire. However, the hyperlinked events did actually happen as described.
They're not much more ridiculous than the real thing.
As we make our dumb descent into the global hell that shall someday be known as the Trumpozoic era, it's helpful to remember that some presidential candidates have actually been in on their own jokes. These vary from merry pranksters who can't resist a good hoax to earnest political satirists with a real bone to pick with the system. Political theater — emphasis on the theater — often reveals insights about just how absurd our political process really is. And while the "candidates" involved may be ridiculous, they're often just more transparent versions of those who are genuinely after the brass ring.
In the midst of a campaign season that comes closer to a parody of itself than any in recent memory, here are 10 of the best satirical campaigns for president of the United States.
In interviews with brain surgeons across the country, the doctors revealed the enormous pressure they felt to live up to their profession's inflated renown for intelligence before Carson entered the race.
"When people found out I was a brain surgeon they would always assume I was some kind of a genius," said Harland Dorrinson, a neurosurgeon in Toledo, Ohio. "Now they are beginning to understand that you can know a lot about brain surgery and virtually nothing about anything else."
Dorrinson said that acquaintances used to view him as a source of wisdom on a wide range of subjects, but added, "Ever since Ben Carson said that prisons make people gay, that's really fallen off."
The brain surgeon said that he would probably contribute to Carson's campaign to keep him in the race: "every time he says something, it helps bring people's unrealistic expectations about brain surgeons back down to earth."
He said that he was cheered by Carson's pronouncement over the weekend that Muslims should not be President. "Now you can cross politics off the list of things that people will expect me to be knowledgeable about," he said. "I think I speak for a lot of brain surgeons when I say, 'Thank you, Ben Carson.' "
The man, literally dressed to kill in a black hooded robe and carrying a scythe, reportedly had to climb over a 12 - foot fence to enter the Defence and Security Equipment International exhibition on Friday.
As soon as the fearless "grim reaper" turned up at the event, he was spotted by security guards. They were obliged to break into a sweat to catch the guy in an effort to stop him from "killing the mood" for other visitors.















Comment: It's amazing how animals can sense the needs of others.
Another example: Cat adopts baby ducks