Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
Across the U.S., whose rail system is a rickety antique plagued by deadly accidents, Americans are increasingly recognizing that building a wall with Mexico, and possibly another one with Canada, should be the country's top priority.
Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of a Washington-based think tank called the Center for Responsible Immigration, believes that most Americans favor the building of border walls over extravagant pet projects like structurally sound freeway overpasses.
"The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars," he said. "We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways."
Congress has dragged its feet on infrastructure spending in recent years, but Dorrinson senses growing support in Washington for building a giant border wall. "Even if for some reason we don't get the Mexicans to pay for it, five billion is a steal," he said.
While some think that America's declining infrastructure is a national-security threat, Dorrinson strongly disagrees. "If immigrants somehow get over the wall, the condition of our bridges and roads will keep them from getting very far," he said.
Earlier this month, graffiti artist Banksy announced the opening of Dismaland, a limited-run "bemusement park" that turns the cheery magic of Disneyland into a grim and ramshackle dystopia. Now the park has released an official trailer, and it's a fun watch that comically hews to the template of promotional vacation videos.
The send-up starts, naturally, with an unhappy family of four, who decide to escape suburban ennui by piling into the minivan and driving to Weston-super-Mare, England, where "the happiest place on Earth" awaits. Needless to say, something a tad different is in store, but at least the kids have a good time.
One guest, however, is feeling left out of all that fun. On what appears to be a legitimate comment card from Xanterra Parks and Resorts, a Reddit user reported receiving this feedback:
'Train your bears to be where I can see them' complains Yellowstone tourist http://t.co/c6sSQEHazP pic.twitter.com/HfLuoK7kb2
— Metro (@MetroUK) August 26, 2015"Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears," the unnamed guest complains. "Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears."
Earlier this year, a grizzly was involved in the first fatal attack inside the park since 2011. That's due, in part, to the fact that Yellowstone National Park is not a zoo — and has no trained bears.
The face of Donald Trump can be seen everywhere at the moment - on American TV, in newspapers, online, and more.
So it makes sense that the entrepreneur's familiar visage would be turning up in foodstuffs.
The GOP presidential hopeful was spotted by Jan Castellano of Wildwood, Missouri.
According to Davis Logsdon, a political scientist at the University of Minnesota, the United States could use current technology to find the nation's most reprehensible people at a fraction of the five-billion-dollar price tag.
"Any search for the worst people in the country should logically begin one place: on Twitter," said Logsdon, who recommends scouring the social network for users who consistently show signs of narcissistic-personality disorder, poor impulse control, and other traits common to odious people.
A group of tourists recorded the video in one of America's most renowned natural reserves.
Maybe bears like rolling down hills as children do and then enjoy the dizzy sensation of not being able to quite stand up straight. Or maybe bears just like seeing the world go round and round.
Anyway, the grizzly rolls faster and faster as it proceeds down the hill.











