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Doctors said the three newborn girls and their mother are "feeling well." The babies, each weighing 1.7 kilograms (3.7 lbs), are currently in an incubator.
The mother, named Pamela, from the remote town of Leones, in central Argentina, had her first set of female triplets aged 15. She gave birth to her first child when she was only 14.
Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice Presichimp Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2 1/2-hour hospital visit yesterday.
The procedure was described as a high-risk, non-standard practice given that if he recovers a vast number of people will become further tormented, tortured, or murdered due to his decision making.
However, spymaster Luka the Ferret has heroically infiltrated the BBC and informs us that in reality the interview was heavily edited! Astutely disguising as a human, and on top of that astutely disguising as a reporter, our intrepid ferret has been able to provide us with a COMPLETE and UNAUTHORIZED transcript of the conversation in which we realize how full of transparencerity Mr Bush really is! If only the media would let the man speak his heart and mind more often...
Matt Frei: Mr President, thanks for joining us. You're famous for saying that you don't believe in opinion polls. You are also famous for being the most hated man on the planet - but maybe I shouldn't mention this so the audience will forget for a while.
President George W Bush: Yeah!... [pause] I like to open up with assertive responses in presidential style, you know.
On Jan. 31, Meatloaf wandered into a portable moving container of a man relocating from Pompano Beach, Fla., to Phoenix. From there the container sat in a warehouse until beginning its 3,500-mile journey across the country to Arizona.
Deputies said after they told Charles Chambers, 36, to leave Tuesday afternoon, an officer noticed he got into a car that matched the description of a vehicle stolen about three hours earlier.
"This mistake was inexcusable," MSNBC spokesman Jeremy Gaines said.
It happened during the opening of "Hardball" Monday evening. Matthews was previewing a story on the controversy over Obama's use of another politician's words, and a picture of bin Laden briefly flashed on the screen beside him with the headline "Words About Words."
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The arachnid had even spun a web in the woman's ear canal during its brief stay.
The 33-year-old, from Athens, felt a sharp pain in her ear while out riding a motorbike.
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No? Well, that's not surprising, is it? There's a very good reason why you haven't seen it: They don't want you to see it. They know that Paranoia exposes them and their secret conspiracies to control every aspect of human life.







