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Cemetery full: Mayor tells locals not to die

Bordeaux, France - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

Smiley

NY Pub Bans 'Danny Boy' on St. Patrick's

It's depressing. It's not usually sung in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. Its lyrics were written by an Englishman who never set foot on Irish soil. Those are only some of the reasons a Manhattan pub is giving for banning the song "Danny Boy" for the entire month of March.

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Roses

Preposterous! Scent of a candidate bottled

Hedgesville, West Virginia - April Cline was a perfume designer for six years before giving it up to become a certified life coach.

She hadn't really thought about it much until about a month ago, just after watching one of the Democratic presidential debates.

That's when it hit her - why not design perfumes to compliment the presidential front runners?

Comment: Nope - it still looks like a farce. It just smells kind of a bit more citrusy. That would be the lemons standing for president.


Syringe

Moses was high on drugs: Israeli researcher

High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy.

Bizarro Earth

Student gets rich staying in bed

A Dutch student has come up with the ultimate way of making easy money - by staying in bed.

Yde Van Deutekom, 22, from Zoetermeer, is selling advertising on a website featuring a webcam showing him in bed.

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Coffee

Woman jailed for tea-pot worshipping

A woman has been jailed in Malaysia for joining a "tea-pot worshipping" cult.

Kamariah Ali, a 57 year old former teacher, was arrested in 2005 when the government of the Muslim majority country demolished the two storey high sacred tea pot of the Sky Kingdom cult.

For the sect, which emphasised ecumenical dialogue between religions, the tea pot symbolized the purity of water and "love pouring from heaven".

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Ambulance

Paraglider stuck in tree with chihuahua

An Australian man had to be rescued after he got stuck 200ft up a tree while paragliding with his pet chihuahua.

Roses

Iran court orders 'stingy' husband to buy 124,000 roses: report

An Iranian court has ordered a man to buy his wife 124,000 roses after she filed a complaint against her "stingy" husband to claim her dowry, a press report said on Monday.

"After 10 years of marriage Hengameh had decided to claim her dowry of 124,000 red roses to punish her very stingy husband," the Etemad newspaper said.

"Shortly after marriage I realised that Shahin was very cheap. He even refused to pay for my coffee if we went to a cafe or restaurant," said the woman, identified only by her first name Hengameh.

Pistol

Washington state detectives say man asked friend to shoot him in the arm so he could skip work

Pasco, Washington - What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Washington, say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

Key

Five Year-Old Boy Steals Car

A five-year-old Czech boy stole his parents' car and drove it for a mile before crashing into a wall.