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How To Cleave Your Dragon

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Two photos of a Chinese man holding and then gutting what appears to be a small dragon has surfaced on the internet.

Not much information is offered on the story behind the photos and no one seems to know who the young man is or how he acquired the mythical serpent.

Chinese and Japanese netizens have been quick to dismiss the dragon as a fake but, upon closer examination of the photos, we here at RocketNews24 have found compelling evidence that it is indeed the real deal:
  • The man in the photo is exhibiting the natural human reaction to finding a strange, new living organism: kill it and cut it open.
  • It is unlikely that China posses the skill to create a model of such realistic quality.
  • That adroable puppy in the bottom left corner of the first picture is playing with the dragon's tail and so it is obviously not photoshopped.
The verdict is in: Grab your cleavers because it's dragon hunting season in China.

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Rescue dog detects 6-year-old boy's seizures

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Six-year-old Leo suffers from multiple brain aneurysms that cause seizures. By his fifth birthday, he'd undergone three brain surgeries.

During Leo's long stays at the hospital, the young boy fell in love with the therapy dogs brought in by Love on 4 Paws to comfort the sick children.

"As soon as the dogs came, he lit up," Yasmine, Leo's mom, said. "He started walking, he started having them do tricks...he was laughing, he was smiling, and within three days he was out of the hospital."

Yasmine decided to get Leo his own dog.

A dog named Henry, saved from a shelter's "kill list," quickly became both Leo's new best friend and therapy dog. With some training, Henry became Leo's seizure-detector: he can identify the chemical scent of Leo's body right before a seizure and will alert Yasmine when one is about to happen.

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Homeless Man, Hands Out Resumes On Freeway, Gets Hired

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© Reddit.comChristopher J. Boyd has taken to handing out his resume at freeway entrances.
Christopher Boyd, a homeless Los Angeles man who handed out his resume alongside LA freeways, has been hired.

The 44-year-old is working for Jack The Roofer in Simi Valley for a week and then will work full time for JB Wholesale, a Los Angeles roofing and building supply company who works with Jack The Roofer.

Boyd was spotted along the freeways handing out flyers listing his skills ranging from marketing, property management, construction to professional driving.

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No, really: Government warns of 'zombie apocalypse'

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© AP Photo/ Centers for Disease Control and PreventionThis image released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows a public service poster on Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic. "The zombies are coming!" says the Homeland Security Department.
"The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says. Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last year first launched a zombie apocalypse social media campaign for the same purposes.

Emergency planners were encouraged to use the threat of zombies - the flesh-hungry, walking dead - to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters. Organizers also noted the relative proximity to Halloween.

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RNC 2012 - Republican time travel


Mitt Romney recalls an uncomplicated America, and suggests Americans could all live again in a nostalgic paradise if it wasn't for one f**king guy, President Barack Obama.

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Czech Man Mocking Politicians to Return to Prison

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Brno - The Czech Supreme Court has rejected a ministerial complaint against a controversial verdict imposed on bus driver Roman Smetana who defaced political adverts on buses before the 2010 general election, its spokesman Petr Knoetig told CTK today.

The court concluded that Smetana´s action exceeded the limits of a political manifestation and deliberately damaged property.

Smetana, 30, added feelers to politicians on more than 30 adverts posted on municipal buses within an election campaign in Olomouc, north Moravia, and he made other mocking additions to the adverts. In his comments scribbled on the posters he branded politicians "liars," "corrupt persons" and "prostitutes," making no difference between the parties they represented.

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Iceland tourist unwittingly joins search for HERSELF after failing to recognise tour group's description of 'missing woman'

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© AlamyThe Asian woman had joined the search party for herself after being declared missing in the Eldgja volcanic region in south Iceland

  • Asian traveller didn't recognise her own description and went looking for herself.
  • She was declared missing after changing clothes and not being recognised by fellow tourists
A tourist who joined in the search after a member of her bus party went missing was able to help track the woman down - when she realised it was herself they were looking forward.

The woman was declared missing from a party touring the Eldgja volcanic region in south Iceland after getting off the party's bus to freshen up.

She only hopped off the bus breifly, but had also changed her clothes - and her fellow travellers did not recognise her when she climbed back on again to continue the party's journey.

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Frustrated UWS Resident Hangs "Rat Crossing" Signs

Joseph Bolanos, president of the West 76th Street Block Association, installed rat-crossing signs in his neighborhood on the Upper West Side

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Maine Woman, 49, Gives Birth to Her Grandson

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© Family photo Madden Hebert rests with his mom, Angel Hebert, right, and his grandmother, Linda Sirois. Sirois carried the baby for her daughter, who has a heart condition
A Maine woman bears her own grandson when pregnancy is ruled out for her daughter due to an illness.

Madden Hebert is a typical week-old baby -- "eating like a champ and he doesn't fuss too much," according to his mother.

But there's nothing typical about how he came about.

Last week, Madden's grandmother gave birth to him.

"It was all pretty simple as far as I was concerned," said Linda Sirois, 49, of Madawaska, who carried and delivered Madden because her daughter, Angel Hebert, had a heart condition that meant it would be unsafe for her to get pregnant.

Sirois said she has let her daughter know for years that she would become a surrogate mother for her if a doctor suggested that she not become pregnant.

Hebert, 25, of Presque Isle, said she and husband Brian Hebert, 29, got that word last summer.

"It was pretty disappointing and we were pretty upset about it," Hebert said. "But we kind of had an idea that it was a possibility and, all along, my mother was saying, 'I'm here and I can carry for you.' I guess we didn't really take her seriously."

So Hebert decided to find out if her mother really meant it.

"I called her last summer and I'm like, 'So, you know that offer you've been offering? Is that offer still on the table?' " she said.

Her mother gave her answer by immediately calling fertility clinics around the area. Most rejected Sirois because of her age, she said, but finally the Reproductive Science Center in Lexington, Mass., agreed as long as Sirois passed some tests.