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Dog faking own death becomes internet hit

Move over Lassie, Toto and Eddie, because there is a new dog in town to take the crown for best canine actor.


Excitable puppy Rosie tries repeatedly to engage her playmate in some rough-and-tumble until her friend responds with a nip to the neck.

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Textbook: Meat eaters 'commit sex crimes'

New Delhi -- An Indian publisher is drawing criticism for a school textbook that says meat eaters "easily cheat, tell lies, forget promises ... and commit sex crimes."

New Healthway, a health and hygiene textbook published by S Chand for 11- and 12-year-olds, includes a chapter titled "Do We Need Flesh Food?" the BBC reported Friday.

"The strongest argument that meat is not essential food is the fact that the Creator of this Universe did not include meat in the original diet for Adam and Eve. He gave them fruits, nuts and vegetables," the chapter reads.

The book says "some of the characteristics" of non-vegetarians are that "they easily cheat, tell lies, forget promises, they are dishonest and tell bad words, steal, fight and turn to violence and commit sex crimes."

Janaki Rajan of the Faculty of Education at Jamia Millia University in Delhi said the claims in the textbook are "poisonous for children."

"The government has the power to take action, but they are washing their hands of it," she said.

The publisher declined to comment.

Black Magic

Seven signs you are becoming a modern, brain-dead zombie

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© news.wsu.eduThe U.S. Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta
Of course modern, mush-for-brains, walking dead zombies do not think they are victims of a zombie apocalypse. That's the problem. Part of slipping into zombie-dom is missing the sad fact that it is happening.

You should be terrified of dulling out your mind! If your attitude is "Oh, yeah, heh heh, whatever I don't think there's a problem," then it may be too late for you. This is perhaps the number one sign that your mind is half-baked.

Beyond that, please read the other signs below and pray it is not too late to save yourself.

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Man finds his doppelganger in 16th century Italian painting

Max Galuppo
© Nikkie Curtis
What started out as a leisurely stroll through the Philadelphia Museum of Art on Nov. 11 with his girlfriend, quickly turned into quite a surreal experience for Max Galuppo, 20, of Bloomsbury, N.J.

Galuppo, a Temple University student, found his doppelganger in a 16th century Italian painting by an unknown artist titled "Portrait of a Nobleman with Dueling Gauntlet."

"It was really weird. He goes to Temple so we'd been saying for a while we wanted to go to the art museum," his girlfriend, Nikkie Curtis, told ABCNews.com. "We went into the armor exhibit and he loved the helmets. He was completely oblivious to it, and I walked past it and was like, 'Do you see this painting right now? It looks just like you.'"

Although Galuppo's resemblance to the dark haired, huskily built, bearded face seems obvious to the 735 Reddit users who have commented on the photo since Curtis uploaded it to the site late Sunday night, Galuppo, at first, said he failed to recognize the similarity.

"To be honest, I didn't see it. I didn't see the resemblance," Galuppo said. "And then I saw the picture of me next to it, and you can't deny that."

The couple had no idea the photo would garner so much attention, but is enjoying the humor people are getting out of it. Galuppo has even been propositioned to pose with the portrait, painted in 1562, again, in full matching attire.

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Man finds mummified bat in his morning bowl of cereal

Bat in Cereal
© CENA horrified cereal fan thought he was going batty when found a mummified bat his cereal bowl.
The hungry German man's start to the day was completely ruined when he discovered the dead bat in his bowl of cereal at his home in Stuttgart.

He was left feeling more horrified than hungry when he realised the mummified mammal was not a Halloween themed toy.

The incident was reported to health officials who are attempting to establish how the errant bat managed to fly into the box of corn flakes.

They believe the bat may have flown into the plastic packaging by mistake and suffocated to death.

Scientists are investigating whether the bat had flown into the box of Mini-Zimties cereal at the factory or after they had been opened.

Food safety official Jorg Sturmer said: 'I have never seen anything like it. This really is an unusual case.'

Last month, a live frog was found jumping around a Waitrose salad bag bought by a family in Hampshire.

Hopping mad mum-of-three Christina Carrington said she was left feeling 'repulsed' after tucking into the mixed leaf selection for lunch.

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Chocolate flavored stamps to be issued by Belgium Post

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© BpostIn 2013 Bpost will issue five stamps printed with heat-sensitive ink
Belgium is planning to issue Willy Wonka-style postage stamps that taste and smell of chocolate to celebrate the country's national delicacy next year.

In the wacky spirit of Road Dahl's eccentric candy-maker, the Belgian Post Office will play tribute to Belgium's chocolatiers with special stamps that will taste of chocolate when licked.

Recipients of the specially hallmarked letters or post cards will be able to enjoy the aroma of the candy celebrated on the postage stamps.

"With such stamps we prove our sense of modernity and innovation," said Johnny Thijs, the CEO of Bpost.

The post office is also planning a range of stamps on the theme of road safety that will be printed with "glow in the dark" ink.

In 2013, Belgium's Royal Meteorological Institute celebrates its 100th anniversary and to mark the occasion, Bpost will issue five stamps printed with heat-sensitive ink.

When touched, an ink layer activated by the warmth of human fingers will show a pattern hidden in the background.

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Gandalf, the agoraphobic owl, is given his own brick house

An owl who is afraid of flying outside in big open spaces has been given his own red brick house.
Grey Owl
© Mark Bridger / Rex FeaturesGandalf the great grey owl peers out of a window at Knowsley Safari Park.
Gandalf the Great Grey Owl gets scared flying out in the open so his owners have built his aviary inside a brick shed.

He now spends his days watching the world go by out of his window.

"He is a bit of a wuss as he doesn't like flying in big open spaces," said owner Janet Southard, who runs the Wild Arena photography company, based inside Knowsley Safari Park near Liverpool.

"When we moved here we put him in the shed temporarily while we built his aviary outside.

"But he didn't want to move so now he has an aviary inside the lovely red brick shed.

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Bike path to avoid elf home

Cycling in Reykjávik
© Páll StefánssonCycling in Reykjávik.
Construction of the new walking and cycling path along Vesturlandsvegur, part of the Ring Road leading through Reykjavík to West Iceland, will be made to avoid a large boulder believed to be home to elves. Known as Grásteinn, the cleft boulder is located in the suburb Grafarholt.

Traffic manager at the City of Reykjavík, Ólafur Bjarnason pointed out that it had proven costly when the boulder was moved to its current location during the construction of Vesturlandsvegur in 1970-1971 - many accidents are said to have resulted from the move.

In an article in Morgunblaðið in 1999, the stone, which was estimated to weigh 50 tons, split in two during its relocation in 1970 and ended up standing upside down.

These events sparked stories of Grásteinn being inhabited by elves and in 1983 the boulder was included in the National Museum of Iceland's registration of ancient remains in the area.

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Foxy thief snatches bag - then returns it to owner

Fox
© The Argus, UK
The hunt is on for a 'thief' who stole a handbag from a woman. The suspect is described as 1.25 ft high, with pointed ears, hairy and red.

Jeremy Clark, 38, told The Argus how he was at home in Maple Drive, Burgess Hill, when he spotted a fox making off with his wife's handbag - then return it to her.

He was preparing to go to hospital with his wife, Anna, 35, when the cunning carnivore made his move.

He added: "We were in the [estate's] car park and he looked at me for a few seconds before letting out this feeble yelp.

"Next thing I knew he had my wife's handbag in his mouth and was running towards the bushes."

Jeremy screamed at the fox to drop the bag but he scuttled off out of sight.

He added: "Anna had everything in there: her phone, money, purse, keys and letters. I couldn't believe the fox had just taken it - it was mad. I thought that was it."handbag

But a few minutes later the guilty looking fox crept back into the car park with his bushy tail between his legs. In his mouth was Anna's bag which he dropped at her feet before running off.

Jeremy added: "I have no idea why, we couldn't believe it. We see the fox around quite a bit. I think people feed it."

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Teacher injured in airborne fish attack

Atlantic Spanish Mackerel
© Wikimedia CommonsAtlantic Spanish Mackerel

At approximately 12:10 hours a teacher was standing at an area called Oasis observing students during lunch when out of nowhere a flying mackerel came down from the sky and struck her in the head. The teacher sustained minor injuries and was escorted to the clinic, where she was cleaned up. She was complaining of a slight headache and nothing else.

The suspect was later identified as Scomberomorus maculatus, (Atlantic Spanish Mackerel) A.K.A "Mack." He was found lying on the ground possibly attempting to conceal himself out in the open.

I took control of the suspect without incident and escorted him to the clinic where he was positively identified by the victim. While speaking with the victim she advised:

"I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, 'Holy Mackerel, what just happened?'"

The victim was not able to advise how "Mack" got to the school but theorized that he possibly hitched a ride from an unknown accomplice/bird possibly named "Osprey." She doesn't think it was "Eagle," as we are the Eagles at Naples High School.