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Mystery: Exeter sheep branded with same smiley face

Smiley Sheep
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Sheep in a field near Exeter have been branded with the same smiley face that has been seen on animals across the country. Hundreds of sheep from Devon to Scotland in areas including Leicestershire and Perthsire have been painted with the same pattern.

The hashtag #creepysheep is being used on twitter with many users baffled by the 'tag'. Jane Williams, who sent in the photo of the sheep in a field near Drewsteignton yesterday said:

'I spotted about 20 of them yesterday and thought it was quite funny.

I've never seen anything like it before and wondered what was going on. Have we been visited by aliens or is it some joker looking to start a new trend like crop circles?'

Snowman

Lucky escape: Half-naked Russian runs 7 km in -40°C weather after falling off train

Russia train
© RIA Novosti / Viktor Ahlomov
A 42-year-old Russian man literally ran for his life for seven kilometers in the freezing cold after he accidentally fell off a train in the country's Far East - wearing only a T-shirt, sweatpants and slippers.

­The man said that he had gone to the train's vestibule for a smoke. As he was coming back to his carriage, he missed his door and opened another one to a non-functioning vestibule. He stepped into the dark - and then found himself in taiga forest, on the railroad, all alone.

The passenger ran after the train for seven kilometers, but couldn't catch up with it. At the next station - 'Richard Sorge,' only 150 kilometers away from the train's final destination - the man was given help.

"The 42-year-old man survived by sheer luck," the Interior Ministry's local transport department reported on Friday.

An investigation into the matter has been launched, and police are trying to ascertain whether what happened was an accident, or whether a train attendant forgot to close the door out of neglect.

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GPS error directs driver 900, not 90 miles!

GPS Map
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I'm pretty good with directions. My spidey senses start to tingle when I get off track or am going in the wrong direction. So it's hard to understand how a person could drive 900 miles when she had intended to go only 93.

But apparently, 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, of Belgium left her home in Hainault Erquelinnes to pick up a friend at a train station in Brussels and ended up driving to Croatia. Along the way, she had plenty of clues that she was headed in the wrong direction. For instance, she started seeing road signs first in French and then in German. She also had to stop twice for gas and to pull over for a nap along the side of the road. She even had a minor fender bender.

She told El Mundo, "I was distracted, so I kept driving. I saw all kinds of traffic signs, first in French, then German and finally in Croatian, but I kept driving because I was distracted. Suddenly I appeared in Zagreb and I realized I wasn't in Belgium anymore."

Talk about distracted driving. It's unclear if the GPS was wrong, or if the human programmed the GPS wrong. You be the judge.

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Holly, lost cat, travels 190 miles home to owners

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© Photo courtesy of ABC.Holly, the tortoiseshell cat pictured above, traveled 190 miles to be reunited with her owners.
It's a real life version of "The Incredible Journey": A lost cat traveled nearly 200 miles to be reunited with her owners.

Back in November, Jacob and Bonnie Richter brought Holly, their 4-year-old tortoiseshell cat, on their vacation to Daytona, Fla. The couple, who live in West Palm Beach, told ABC local affiliate WPBF TV that the cat became afraid of some fireworks going off near their motor home and ran out the door. The Richters spent days handing out flyers and working with local authorities to find Holly but eventually had to leave without her.

Holly had been gone for more than 60 days when Barb Mazolla, who lives near the Richters in Palm Beach, saw an emaciated cat wander into her yard. Mazolla told WPBF that Holly was so weak that she couldn't even get a meow out. Mazolla took Holly to the vet, where she was scanned for a microchip and reunited with her owners.

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Pike found choked on zander in Netherlands

Dead Pike
© Rene SpaargarenMr Spaargaren found the fish near his home.
Anglers are scratching their heads after a pike was found dead with a zander - a fish of similar size - jammed in its mouth in the Netherlands.

Rene Spaargaren, from Almere near Amsterdam, noticed the dead fish locked together in water near his home and dragged them out with a boat hook.

"It was clear that the pike had bitten off more than it could chew - or swallow, rather," he told BBC News.

British angling expert Charles Jardine said the event was "really unusual".

"What on Earth possessed the pike to take on prey that size?" he asked. "Gluttony just killed that fish."

Mr Spaargaren reported his find to the Dutch nature conservation news website Natuurbericht, which published the story and one of his incredible photographs.

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Christian TV 'prophet': Long-lasting shoes are proof of supernatural miracles from God

Cindy Jacobs
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Most Americans probably think that companies like Vibram and Dow Chemical are responsible for the technology behind long-lasting shoes, but self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs is asserting that durable kicks are really a "supernatural" miracle from God.

During the Tuesday episode of God Know, Jacobs advised viewers to gather provisions for "the tumultuous season ahead," but not to worry because God would provide through miracles.

"We believe we're moving into a supernatural season, where if needed, God will multiply food," she explained. "I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking... And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I've seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I've seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions."

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Conan O'Brien shows what you didn't see in Alex Jones' crazypants CNN interview

Tuesday night on TBS's "Conan," host Conan O'Brien showed a snippet of the now-notorious Piers Morgan interview with gun-lover and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones of InfoWars.com. Somehow, the fact that Jones was brandishing and firing a loaded pistol for emphasis didn't make it into most newscasts.

Morgan, for his part, stayed remarkably cool "under fire."

Smiley

Norfolk 911 calls for 'baby lion' turn up a coifed dog

Dog Looks Like Lion
© Stephen M. Katz | The Virginian-PilotMeet Charles, a Labradoodle shaved like a lion.
Although it was actually a uniquely groomed dog roaming loose, three callers to 911 on Tuesday reported a baby lion, the city of Norfolk said today.

Two calls came after 10 a.m. on Granby Street near the zoo and on Llewellyn Avenue.

About 1:20 p.m., another 911 caller reported seeing a baby lion on Colley Avenue at 50th Street.

"I'd like to report a lion sighting," one caller said.

"Say that again?" a dispatcher replied.

In the call near the zoo, a woman said, "There was a lion that ran across the street - a baby lion. It was about the size of a Labrador retriever." Another caller said, "I don't know if it got away from the zoo or what."

The dog, a Labrador-poodle mix named Charles the Monarch, is owned by Daniel Painter, who owns a garden shop on Colley Avenue where the dog is regularly seen. Painter said he has the dog groomed to look like the Old Dominion University mascot.

Watch the video on YouTube.

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'I'm going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency': Catholic priest calls 911 after getting stuck in handcuffs and a gag inside rectory

A pastor at a catholic church in Springfield, Illinois is currently on a leave of absence after he was forced to call 911 to request help getting out of handcuffs. The bizarre incident happened to Father Tom Donovan of St. Aloysius church last November. On a copy of the 911 call released by the Sangamon County Emergency Telephone System Department, the priest's muffled voice can be heard asking for help. When police arrived they discovered some sort of gag covering the priest's mouth.

'I'm going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency,' Father Tom Donovan can be heard telling an incredulous sounding dispatcher during the Nov. 28 call.

'You're stuck in a pair of handcuffs?' the dispatcher asks. '(I was) playing with them and I need help getting out,' Donovan responds.


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A new human species has been discovered!

Scientists believe they have discovered a new species of humans that just recently evolved.

Yes, you guessed it, it's a new breed of young human beings and they are being named"homo slackass-erectus".

They are found in most shopping malls and have been created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

Slackass Erectus
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