WASHINGTON - Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL), and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what many Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a calculated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of both worlds.
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Even without any opponent, the ticket intends to triple campaign ad spending.
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Comment: It seems that the Law of Attraction is more of a "Guideline"...