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Quotes bring Insight into the Deranged Mind of the Author RIC MARSHALL"I thought it might be cathartic; a way to get these thoughts out of my head without surgery. That and my stone tablets were delayed."The author, Ric Marshall, from his basement in Edmonton, Alberta, old, more ugly than handsome, swashbuckling doesn't even come up, on why he started this site"A kink in the artery to the pineal gland. Or the corpus callosum. At this point I know not which."The author, during a lucid bathroom break, once again failing to describe why he started this site"I don't know.It's a bit of a fog. I was really drunk at the time."Ibid"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a flame to be kindled."Plutarch"The mind is a terrible thing to waste. I will do my best."The author, who should have left it to Plutarch"There comes a time when you have to be honest, have to face your personal demons, have to throw away all your preconceptions and a priori visions of the world around you.The author, being really, really philosophical
Fortunately, that time is not yet upon us.""Before I was born, I helped my father build our house, but I never knew my mother, she left home before I was born."The author, updating his bio"I feel a responsibility to those not as fortunate as I, so my next website will be in Braille".The author, the webmaster, the wannabe"Maybe the voices in my head are real, maybe they aren't; they have some pretty good ideas".The author, exposing his muses with questionable syntax"Why does nobody read this crap? I'll tell you why. The right, and the left, are working together to shut me down.The author, continuing his plans for world domination. One hopes the piece of his mind he gives "the Internet" isn't that large; he is almost out.
I think I am going to call the Internet and give them a piece of my mind."
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