Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
Regardless then of the reams and reams of electronic paper that have been wasted on the inane back and forward over what did or did not happen, the task of showing just what hit the Pentagon could not be easier, which makes it difficult to understand why the debate has lasted so long. If I didn't know better, I might almost think that there was some kind of conspiracy going on. Of course, I DO know better. Conspiracies simply do not exist - except for the small ones, they exist, but the big, scary ones do not, and never have. Everyone knows that.
Anyway, to get to the point. I will present conclusive evidence that Flight 77 hit the Pentagon by way of 10 carefully selected photos that, while they speak for themselves, will be accompanied by some incisive commentary by yours truly.
Let's get started:
"We don't know if it's dyed and trimmed, or real, but that's one of the things we are looking at," Director of National Intelligence Michael McConnell told a Senate committee hearing. "The last time he appeared it was very different."
Comment: No kidding! So maybe it is not a duck if it doesn't talk and walk like a duck? Rather makes a mockery of 'Director of National Intelligence' don't you think?
But to guard a 62,000 pound (120,000 dollar) pair of ruby- sapphire- and diamond-encrusted Rene Caovilla sandals at their London launch, retailer Harrods went to extreme lengths: bringing in a live Egyptian cobra to patrol the shoe counter.
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A cobra guards a pair of Rene Caovilla shoes at Harrods department store. |
Whether hiring a poisonous snake is, strictly speaking, the most effective means of guarding precious footwear might be a moot point with security experts.
The skunks, known for their ability to excrete a foul-smelling odor when alarmed, are the last captive pair remaining in a Ukrainian zoo, the spokesman explained, adding that their names were chosen to reflect the species' geographic origin - North America.
"They just keep popping up out of the hole," said Cliff Hanson, Kratzke's brother-in-law.
Barbara Skapa said she normally carries her driver's licence, but with her leg in a cast, a friend drove her to the Hannaford Bros market in Farmington last week to buy goods, including bottles of wine.
The cashier told her it was policy to check for identification, said Skapa, who believes "no one would mistake me for 30 or even 40".
They grabbed a handful of lollipops during a house raid in Italy and dumped them half-eaten nearby.
But police found and tested the lollipops and managed to match up vital DNA evidence contained in saliva.
Peter Addison, 18, daubed "Peter Addison was here!" in black marker pen at a campsite for underprivileged children.
He and friend Mark Ridgeway, 18, had been on a drunken wrecking spree at the camp.
They had smashed crockery, let off fire extinguishers and used dinner plates as cricket balls.
When police arrested Addison, he was even wearing a T-shirt stolen from the site, the Crown Prosecution Service said.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not Austria, for the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world leaders, took to the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
He thanked Mr Howard for his introduction and for being such a "kind host" for the OPEC summit.
"I mean APEC summit," he said.
"I've been invited to the OPEC summit next year. The APEC summit."
The faux pas brought laughter from his audience.