Haunted house
Comes with permanent residents
A lovely home for sale in Dunmore, near Scranton, PA. Comes with special features.

1217 Marion St, Dunmore, PA 18509 is For Sale - Zillow.
Built in 1901, this Victorian home in the Hollywood section of Dunmore features 1850 sf of living space with an additional 1350 sf of partially finished space. Original hardwood floors throughout entire home. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms. Off-street parking. Freshly painted. New moulding throughout entire first floor. Slightly haunted. Nothing serious, though. e.g. The sounds of phantom footsteps. A strange knocking sound followed by a very quiet (hardly noticeable, even) scream at 3:13am, maybe once a week. Twice a week, tops. And the occasional ghastly visage lurking behind you in the bathroom mirror. Even still, this occurs very rarely and only in the second floor bathroom.
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$144,000 sales price.

I'd be interested but it sounds like not enough things moving around. And, not much for mirror creepers.

Maybe a family can move in and apply for this TV show.

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