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Family finds $10,000 in box of crackers

Irvine, California - The box of crackers Debra Rogoff bought from the grocery store had some crackerjack in it - an envelope stuffed with $10,000.

Yet the Irvine woman was more curious than ecstatic about her daughter's find. After all, who would leave money in such a place?

"We just thought, 'This is someone's money,'" she said. "We would never feel good about spending it."

Rather than go on a shopping spree, the family called police and was initially told the money could be part of a drug drop.

Police later heard from store managers at Whole Foods in Tustin that an elderly woman had come in a few days earlier, hysterical because she had mistakenly returned a box of crackers with her life savings inside. In a mix-up the store restocked the box rather than composting it.

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Doctor used 'human fat to power car'

A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who claims to have turned fat, extricated in liposuction, into biofuel for his car has skipped town after US officials raided his surgery in an investigation into his procedures.

Dr Craig Alan Bittner, who runs the Liposculpture clinic on Rodeo Drive, said that he had created "lipodiesel" with his patients' excess subcutaneous fat.

The cosmetic surgeon told Forbes.com that he used the blubber to power two cars including his four-wheel-drive Ford.

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Mysterious Benefactor Leaves Gold Coin in Salvation Army Kettle

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This American Gold Eagle coin was dropped in a Salvation Army kettle in Frederick, Maryland. 2008 marks the 5th year in a row a gold coin has been donated anonymously.
A mysterious tradition continued last week for the Salvation Army in Frederick, Maryland.

A modern-day Santa Claus dropped a massive donation into the Salvation Army's kettle, but this Santa is keeping his or her identity secret.

Isaiah Barnes was manning his post, kettle and bell in tow, outside a shopping center when a glint of gold among the donations caught his eye.

Mr. Potato

Guiliani's kid gets it right

No one can mock like a child. Especially a bored child who's been too long on Daddy's campaign trail . . . .

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Reborn "Snowzilla" safe through Christmas

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© BOB HALLINEN / Anchorage Daily NewsBilly Powers in front of his Columbine Avenue home with Snowzilla the giant snowman on Tuesday December 23, 2008, which was built Monday night.
Snowzilla the giant snowman rose from the dead Tuesday morning after some holiday pranksters thumbed their noses at city orders and rebuilt him overnight.

When news of the controversial and world-famous Anchorage snowman's demise exploded on the Internet this week, hundreds of Alaska and Lower 48 readers had two words for the city of Anchorage and anyone else who criticized the crowd-pleasing giant: "Bah humbug."

And before dawn Tuesday, in downtown Anchorage, someone erected a small, misshapen snowman at the entrance to Anchorage City Hall: A crude mini Snowzilla brandishing a protest sign that read "Snowmen of the world unite!"

Others created a snowzilla.org Web site and began soliciting a legal defense fund for Snowzilla's creators.

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Homeless get caviar for Christmas

Rome - Down-and-outs and hard up pensioners in Milan will enjoy a rare Christmas treat this year: choice beluga caviar confiscated from traffickers.

Italian police seized over 40 kg (88 lb) of the delicacy, worth some 400,000 euros ($558,300), from two men who last month smuggled it into the country from Poland for sale in the shops of Milan and the rest of the wealthy Lombardy region.

The head of the local forest police who carried out the raid kept the bounty in barrack fridges for several weeks, but realized it would soon go bad.

"Tests showed us the food was still perfectly OK to eat but it couldn't be stored much longer, so we decided to give it to the poor," Juri Mantegazza told Milan daily Corriere della Sera.

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Quake zone hero pig named China's animal of the year

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© AFPPigs near collapsed buildings in Yingxiu, in the southwestern province of Sichuan
A celebrity pig that survived for 36 days buried beneath rubble in quake-hit southwest China has been named the nation's animal of the year, state press reported.

The pig won the award in an online vote after his ordeal earned him celebrity status and a plush life as the top attraction at an earthquake museum, the China Daily said in a weekend report.

The pig, known as "Zhu Jianqiang" which means "Strong Pig", shot to fame after he was discovered alive beneath rubble, 36 days after the magnitude-8.0 earthquake struck Sichuan province on May 12.

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For Sale: Three Space shuttles - "Gently used" - call NASA

For anyone with an interest in the starry skies and around 42 million dollars to spare, NASA may have an interesting proposition.

The US space agency has announced it is selling three used space shuttles when they are retired in 2010, after 30 years of service.

Sadly for enthusiasts planning their own voyage of discovery, the orbiters will only be made available for display in museums and other educational institutes.

And potential buyers may have to move quickly.

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Man Pays $21K Property Taxes In Coins

Frank Alford Says It's His Way Of Protesting Higher Taxes

New Albany, Indiana -- A Floyd County man showed up at the city-county building in New Albany to pay his property taxes with more than $21,000 in coins.

Frank Alford, who owns several single-family rental homes, said it's his way of protesting higher taxes, reported WLKY-TV in Louisville, Ky.

When he walked into the Floyd County treasurer's office Thursday morning, a deputy clerk immediately recognized Alford because last year, he paid his taxes with dollar bills.

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30,000 desert 'beauties' to compete in Dubai

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© UnknownWhat a beauty!
Thousands of camels from across the gulf region are queuing up in the UAE to compete in one-of-its-kind beauty contest to be held in its capital Abu Dhabi.

Around 30,000 camels will participate in the beauty pageant to be organised during the 13-day long Dubai camel festival, being organised by the Abu Dhabi Authority for Culture and Heritage.

The orgnisers believe that despite it was the second year of the the festival, it would be much bigger in size than the last year.

"Everyday we are registering around 600 to 700 camels and we have to extend the registration deadline by one more day, in order to cope with all the arrivals," Salem Ebrahim Al Mazrouei, in charge of organising the festival, was quoted by the Khaleej Times.

Millions of Dirhams in cash as well as 143 four-wheel-drive vehicles and pick-up trucks will be given away to prize-winning entries, he said.