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Pistol

Gun safety instructor says no liberals allowed--Obama is the antichrist.

Randy Krehbiel/Clifton Adcock
Tulsa World
Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:07 UTC
Thirteen-year-old Lane Dunkley just wanted to go hunting with his grandfather.

What he got was a lecture on politics.

Dunkley and his father, Daniel Reddy, who live in Tulsa, went to Broken Arrow on Tuesday night for a hunter safety course normally required to get an Oklahoma hunting license.

The class was a reward of sorts. Dunkley, who wants to go hunting with his grandfather, was told he could take the class only if he brought up his grades.
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Sherlock

Sleuths seek D.B. Cooper clues


United Press International
Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:33 UTC
A team of amateur sleuths say they are scouring Oregon and Washington state for clues to the fate of a 1971 airline hijacker who jumped from a plane.

Retired businessman and amateur scientist Tom Kaye said his team of amateur investigators have conducted experiments with money in the Columbia River to try to reconstruct the path taken by some of the cash taken by the hijacker, who called himself D.B. Cooper, The Oregonian reported Friday.

"The money is the only path to what happened to him after he left the plane," he said.

Cooper hijacked a 1971 Northwest Airlines flight from Portland to Seattle. He released the plane's passengers in Seattle, demanded $200,000 and ordered the plane to fly to Mexico City. The hijacker jumped out with the money and two parachutes somewhere over southwest Washington.
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Cell Phone

To text is to sin


New Zealand Herald
Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:00 UTC
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© Associated Press
The devil comes in many forms, and knows how to keep up with the times. Thankfully, so do the other side.

Only a few months ago the Pope was using his channel on YouTube to warn against our "obsessive" use of mobile phones and the net.

This week came the news that senior Italian Catholic clerics are urging their flocks to give up texting, Facebook and Twitter for Lent.
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Heart

What's new pussycat? The dolphin who made friends with a curious tiger

Sarah Titterton
Mail Online
Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:16 UTC
Like a cat peering into a goldfish bowl, Akaasha the tiger cub is transfixed by a dolphin staring back at her.

Curiosity got the better of both Akaasha and Mavrick, a 14-month-old dolphin who's probably more used to a crowd of human faces gazing into his glass tank at a Californian theme park.

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© UnknownPaws for thought: Mavrick and Akaasha have a close encounter as another dolphin looks on
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Mr. Potato

Using Your Debit Card During Robbery - Not a Good Idea


The Associated Press
Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:08 UTC
Would-be robbers take note: Don't use your debit card during a holdup.

A West Virginia man who police say attempted to rob a convenience store instead ended up buying a soft drink with his debit card - ultimately leading to his arrest.

Shawn Thomas Lester, 33, told the store clerk Monday he had a gun and wanted all the money in the register, police said. But the suspect got flustered when a customer walked in and the clerk told him to pay for the soft drink.

Lester handed over his debit card, then signed the receipt "John Doe" and left without any cash.
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Mr. Potato

4-Year-Old Boy Wins Rights to Tropical Island in Lottery


Reuters
Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:00 UTC
Island
© Reuters/Simon KwongA boat sails across Taiwan Strait off Quemoy, a Nationalist-held offshore island about 1,800 metres away from rival China.
A 4-year-old boy has won the use of an uninhabited tropical island, with white sand beaches and clear turquoise waters, in a Taiwan lottery aimed at boosting spending during an economic downturn.

Officials said Yeh Chien-wei, who won the prize at Thursday's draw, will get exclusive rights to the tiny plot in the Taiwan Strait from May through September.

Penghu County, an offshore archipelago, will provide food, drinks, water and electricity to the boy. He has been quoted in local media saying he wants to play in the sea.
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Magic Wand

Brad Pitt, Obama in secret meeting


New Zealand Herald
Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:54 UTC
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© Associated PressBrad Pitt before his top-level talks with Barack Obama on Capitol Hill.
First of all, no, Brad Pitt is not short. Yes, he's handsome enough to stand out in any crowd. And, sorry, Angie wasn't with him.

From the moment he stepped into the Capitol today, sunglassed and goateed, Pitt's star power transformed congressional business-as-usual in a way any lawmaker or new president might envy.

Pitt's superpowers are such that he and President Barack Obama pulled off an improbably secret meeting on the same topic earlier in the day, White House spokesman Thomas F. Vietor confirmed.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was not immune to his charms. Praising Pitt for his work to rebuild New Orleans' hurricane-ravaged 9th Ward, she even allowed that meeting him affords her "bragging rights to my children and my grandchildren - a real treat for me as well."
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Book

Most Britons have lied about the books they read


Reuters
Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:44 UTC
Books Shelf
© REUTERS/Simon NewmanA customer browses the book section at an Oxfam store in Dalston in east London
Two out of three Britons have lied about reading books they have not, and George Orwell's 1984 tops the literary fib list, according to a survey published Thursday.

Commissioned by organizers of World Book Day, an annual celebration of reading in Britain, the study also shows that the author people really enjoy reading is J.K. Rowling, creator of the bestselling Harry Potter wizard series.

According to the survey, 65 percent of people have pretended to have read books, and of those, 42 percent singled out 1984. Next on the list came War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and in third place was James Joyce's Ulysses.
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Sun

Mayor scales ladder to 'rescue' sunbathing dog


Associated Press
Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:00 UTC
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A South Texas mayor became so concerned about reports of a Great Dane being stuck on a second-story balcony that he alerted emergency workers, went to the location himself, scaled a fire department ladder and entered the apartment to help the dog. The problem was, the dog wasn't in distress. The bigger problem came when the surprised dog owner found Mayor Pat Ahumada standing in his kitchen Tuesday.

"He broke into my house," the owner, who asked not to be identified, told the Brownsville Herald. "My dog is very well taken care of. He shouldn't have done that."

Ahumada, a dog lover whose zeal for the animals has caused problems before, said a local TV station called him to say a dog was stuck. Ahumada called animal services, the fire department and the police.
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Cookie

British Police's First Lesson from U.S. Cops: Where to Get the Best Doughnuts

Caroline Graham
Daily Mail
Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:40 UTC
U.S. and British
© Daily MailU.S. train cops in Philadelphia show the British Transport Police where to get the best doughnuts.
It is the stuff of TV and movie cliche, but it seems doughnuts really ARE high on an American cop's list of priorities.

After all, Philadelphia police officers were quick to show their British counterparts where to get the best kind during an exchange programme today.

British Transport Police (BTP) officers are currently in the States to share railroad security and counter-terrorism practices with officers from Amtrak Police Department (APD), which looks after America's railways.

But first things first - the day began with the all-important visit to Dunkin Donuts.
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