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With This Skype I Do Wed: Couple Get Married by Web Video After Groom's Illness Puts Him in Hospital Isolation Ward

It was meant to be a tradition wedding with the bride wearing white, the groom a tuxedo and 500 guests watching the ceremony.

But instead of standing together to take their vows, Samuel Kim and Helen Oh were seven miles apart as she said 'I do' on a computer screen.

The couple married in Fullerton, southern California, on Skype video after he fell ill and landed in a hospital isolation ward.

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© unknownNewlyweds: Californians Samuel Kim and Helen Oh are pictured in this engagement photo taken in January. They took their vows seven miles apart

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© unknownSkype wedding: Bride Helen Oh stands alone at the altar as her husband-to-be Samuel Kim watches her from his isolation ward on the jumbo-sized screen

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Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

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Ever since the winter of 1972 when I first saw the 1966 black-and-white photograph of 92-year-old Dr. John Irving Bentley, the Neil Armstrong of spontaneous human combustion, as a greasy pile of ash, except for a right slippered foot that was still intact from mid-calf down, I wanted to be famous.

There was something so completely unpretentious about his fame, I thought. Maybe it was the fact that he didn't boast about his ability to spontaneously combust or spend his whole life embellishing such a talent and turning it into something cloying and self-glorifying and graceless. Perhaps it was that, at 7 years old, I thrilled to the notion that even if none of my dreams were ever realized, if I ended up stumbling through life as sexless and awkward and friendless as a boy made entirely out of head cheese, there was still a chance that at the last moment, just prior to my dropping dead in the most unremarkable way, I could suddenly disappear in a spectacular flash of light that might inspire those hired to cover my death to use words like fantastic and inexplicable and biblical.

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US: Horse Survives Night In Icy Pond: Owner Calls Survival 'A Miracle'

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© Charlotte Marsch Debbie Zimmerman of Half Way strokes her horse, Danny, thankful he is alive. He was rescued from an ice-covered pond nearly three weeks ago. Zimmerman credits the heroic work of first responders and a veterinarian for Danny’s survival.
The rescue and survival of a horse that was stuck in an icy pond is nothing short of a miracle, said horse owner Debbie Zimmerman of Half Way. Without quick thinking and action by rescue responders and a veterinarian, Zimmerman doubts her horse would be alive today.

Wind Dancer - or "Danny," for short - is a three-quarters Arabian horse who survived a fall into an ice-covered pond Feb. 12. The low temperature that night recorded in Bolivar was 22 degrees.

When Zimmerman arrived home that evening, she was unable to locate the horse. With at least a foot of snow on the ground, she went looking for him that evening but her four-wheeler got stuck in the snow.*

She never dreamed he might have ended up in the pond on the back part of her property. During the 28 years she has lived there, her horses have always stayed away from the pond.

The next morning, she found him stuck in the pond that had a six-inch layer of ice.

"When I yell for him, he always nickers," Zimmerman said. "We knew where he was as soon as we got down to the clearing. I still don't know how he could have been in that pond all night and survived."

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US: Letter Postmarked in 1944 Delivered to California Museum, Yet Remains Unopened

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© unknownThis letter, postmarked Aug. 9, 1944, arrived at its destination on Feb. 16. The hospital on the address has long since been torn down, so it was delivered to the Camp Roberts Historical Museum.
It's the stuff jokes are made of.

Last week, the U.S. Postal Service delivered a handwritten letter to its address in central California. The letter was postmarked in Montgomery, Ala.

The date on the postmark is Aug. 9, 1944. Yes, 1944.

It's good for a laugh - the term "snail mail" takes on a whole new meaning - but the hope is there's a touching side to this story, and that its intended recipient, or her relatives, may still be found.

The letter is addressed thusly:

"Miss R.T. Fletcher, American Red Cross Station Hospital, Camp Roberts, California."

As you might imagine, Miss Fletcher is no longer at Camp Roberts. The letter was delivered to Gary McMaster, the volunteer curator for the Camp Roberts Historical Museum.

The letter is still sealed, but unfortunately, the return address on the envelope has been torn off. All that remains are the address and the postmark.

McMaster thinks that, judging from the exposed corner, the letter is about three or four handwritten pages.

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The dog that wouldn't die: How Wall-e the puppy survived despite being put down, declared dead and thrown in a dumpster

Meet Wall-e, the three-month-old puppy who miraculously survived being put to sleep and now has a new leash on life.

He was one of a litter of pups found abandoned outside the animal shelter in Sulphur, Oklahoma. A veterinary surgeon decided they were too sick to survive and put them down.

But although Wall-e was declared dead by the vet, the puppy had other ideas and the following morning Animal Control Officer Scott Prall heard whimpering coming from the dumpster where his body had been placed.
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© KWTVWall-e looks bright-eyed today as he prepares for life in a new home having survived being put to sleep.

Life Preserver

Dolphins save Doberman Pinscher stranded on sandbar

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© WikipediaBottlenose dolphin breaching in the bow wave of a boat
Marco Island, Florida - A Pennsylvania woman on vacation in Florida took a tip from two dolphins to save a lost Doberman Pinscher that got stranded on a sandbar.

When Audrey D'Alessandro and her husband, Sam, walked out of their home on Marco Island, near Naples, Fla., to go fishing, "we saw these two dolphins, and they were splashing and making this big commotion" in a canal behind their vacation home, she said.

Although it is not uncommon to see dolphins swimming through the canal on their way to the Gulf of Mexico, Audrey D'Alessandro said that this time, "they were just there, in one place, splashing water against the canal wall."

When the D'Alessandros went to investigate, they saw that an 80-pound Doberman Pinscher was standing on a sandbar, half-submerged even at low tide. The dog, which disappeared from a nearby home some 12 hours before, was too weak to bark, she added, and could not get back onto land because of a several-foot-high canal wall.

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'Our little miracle' Ella who died in the womb and was stillborn amazes doctors by coming back to life after 25 MINUTES

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© Hotspot MediaOvercoming the odds: Baby Ella with her happy mother Rachel. Although Ella still requires physiotherapy scans have shown no signs of brain damage.
lla was cooled to a 'hypothermic state' for 72 hours to reduce brain swelling

A stillborn baby which bled to death in the womb was miraculously revived after a staggering 25 minutes.

When Rachel Claxton gave birth to daughter Ella, she was only 3cm dilated and her placenta had ruptured causing her newborn to die in the moments before she was born.

Doctors battled for nearly an hour to bring the tiny tot back to life and amazingly - just as all hope was feared lost - a faint heartbeat was detected.

But little Ella, now nine months old, still faced another battle as her brain had been starved of oxygen for so long.

In a last ditch attempt to preserve her quality of life, her parents signed her up for an experimental cooling treatment which saw her placed in a hypothermic state for 72 hours.

Amazingly, once the treatment was over and Ella's temperature was raised back to normal, scans showed no abnormalities in her brain.

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The Baggy Pants Epidemic: A Female's Perspective

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© New York TimesSagging pants with a belt... how does that work??
Ok I'm going to get straight to the point: Sagging is not cute. Never has been.

In the 8th grade, I went to a Lutheran school where students had to wear uniforms. But somehow, the boys would find a way to sag their khaki pants. Our principal would try to explain to these young boys why they should not "sag." Not only did it look stupid and uncomfortable, it originated in a place where he hoped they would never end up: Prison.

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Kate and William invite Bucklebury Butcher, Postman and Pub Landlord to Royal Wedding

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© Peter Byrne/PAPrince William and Kate Middleton visit Anglesey
Kate Middleton has invited the butcher, the postman and pub landlord from her village in Berkshire to her wedding to Prince William in April.

A select handful of Bucklebury residents will rub shoulders with royalty and celebrities such as David and Victoria Beckham after receiving a gold-embossed invitation from the couple.

Miss Middleton is understood to be keen for the wedding to be a village affair, and sent initiations to several local businesses.

Martin Fidler, the butcher, and his wife Sue are said they were delighted to be on the guest list.

"We're really looking forward to the day," said Mr Fidler. "We've known Kate's mother Carole for years, before she met Kate's father Mike. They've got on with their lives, built up a good business and all their children are a credit to them."

Ryan Naylor, the village postman, is also on the list, along with John Haley, landlord of the Old Boot Inn where the couple sometimes enjoy a quiet drink.