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Mr. Potato

Thousands Attend Global Warming Protest

Angry crowds growing by the minute. Demanding an end to the maddness.

Snowman protest
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Black Cat

UK: Cat Home After Two-Year 'Holiday'

Reunited
© BBC NewsOzzie was reunited with his owners through his microchip identification.
A cat has been reunited with its owners in East Dunbartonshire after being found on a Scottish island - two years after it vanished.

Karen Ratcliffe bought Bengal tabby, Ozzie, and his sister, Ellie, for her children.

They put up laminated posters after Ozzie went missing from the family home in Bearsden in 2007.

Bulb

Sewage yields more gold than top mines

Tokyo - Resource-poor Japan just discovered a new source of mineral wealth -- sewage.

A sewage treatment facility in central Japan has recorded a higher gold yield from sludge than can be found at some of the world's best mines. An official in Nagano prefecture, northwest of Tokyo, said the high percentage of gold found at the Suwa facility was probably due to the large number of precision equipment manufacturers in the vicinity that use the yellow metal. The facility recently recorded finding 1,890 grammes of gold per tonne of ash from incinerated sludge.

That is a far higher gold content than Japan's Hishikari Mine, one of the world's top gold mines, owned by Sumitomo Metal Mining Co Ltd, which contains 20-40 grammes of the precious metal per tonne of ore.

Magic Wand

Canada: Good manners shut down would-be robber

A store clerk thwarted a would-be robber with a rather uncommon weapon - good manners.

"That's the first time I've ever come across something like that," RCMP spokesman Cpl. Joe Taplin said.

A masked man walked into the Needs convenience store on Cobequid Road in Lower Sackville at about 7:25 p.m. Tuesday.

He demanded money and cigarettes, but the male clerk refused and asked the culprit to "please leave the store," RCMP said.

Shoe

Giant bronze sculpture honours Iraqi journalist shoe-thrower!

bronze shoe thrower
© ReutersStatue built for Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who hurled his shoes at former U.S. president George Bush, is seen in Tikrit

A huge bronze shoe sculpture has been erected in tribute to the Iraqi journalist who grabbed instant fame when threw his shoes at former US President George W Bush last year.

The shoe, in which a tree has been planted, stands 10 feet high and sits atop a white pedestal in Tikrit, the hometown of executed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

A rose bush is growing next to the monument which was erected in the gardens of an Iraqi foundation that cares for children whose parents have died in the violence that engulfed Iraq after the March 2003 US-led invasion.

A poem praising Iraqi journalist Muntader al-Zaidi has also been written on a board and stands at the foot of the monument, the work of Iraqi artist Laith al-Ameri.

Black Cat

UK: Cat Helps Deliver Town's Letters

Cat
© BBC NewsCharlie jumped into the postbag to escape the rain.
A cat is making a name for himself by helping the postman on his rounds in a Somerset town.

Charlie has been traveling with Nick Lock on his rounds in Woolavington for several weeks since he jumped into his postbag to escape the rain.

Mr Lock, 42, told BBC News: "He was soaking wet through and I put my bag down - next thing he was in it.

Smiley

Wyoming Man Accused of Riding a Horse Drunk in Snowstorm

A man has been cited for public intoxication while riding a white horse during a snowstorm in the northern Wyoming town of Cody. Police said they cited 28-year-old Benjamin Daniels, of Cody, after they received a call at 4 p.m. Sunday from a motorist who was concerned that a man was creating a road hazard by riding his horse on a street in conditions with poor visibility.

Assistant Police Chief George Menig said officers noticed that Daniels was intoxicated after they stopped him to explain that drivers were having difficulty spotting his slow-moving white horse.

Smiley

Texas Road Signs Warn Of Zombie Attack

Zombie
© WFTV 9Commuters dealing with reports of a zombie attack.
Hackers change electronic signs in apparent prank.

Besides the usual rush hour traffic, commuters in Austin, Texas, Monday also had to deal with reports of an imminent zombie attack.

Two city construction road signs near the University of Texas were hacked to display the warnings, reported the Austin American-Statesman.

The electronic signs, which usually warn motorists of traffic detours, instead included warnings such as "Caution! Zombies Ahead!" and "Nazi Zombies! Run!!!"

Mr. Potato

Swedish Man Denied 'Hello' Name Change

A Stockholm, Sweden, man said authorities have barred him from changing his name to Halla, the Swedish equivalent of "Hello."

Jonas Peter Haraldsson said the Swedish National Tax Agency, or Skatteverket, ruled he could not change his middle name to the friendly greeting because it might "cause offense and is likely to lead to discomfort for the bearer," The Local reported Wednesday.

Haraldsson said he plans to appeal the decision.

Smiley

Goldilocks Intruder Lived in People's Homes

North Webster, Indiana - There wasn't any porridge to be too hot or too cold, and the homeowners weren't three bears, but a burglar emulating Goldilocks enjoyed other food and found the chairs and beds to be just right.

The intruder even drank beer left in some of the vacation homes targeted around Webster Lake and tried on clothing.