Um, Chris, are you sure? We have a feeling this won't end well for you. A bad junk-food addiction and sucking up to neocons is not exactly a winning strategy.

Putin judo
He does this every day before breakfast
Meet Chris Christie, a politician polling so poorly he is hardly worth mentioning.

Nevertheless, we can count on Fox to deliver his cutting edge foreign policy.

Listen to him beat his chest as he attacks a decadent administration and promises to show Putin that he means business.