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"Bibi, this is your conscience speaking!" "Does not compute! Does not compute!"
A top secret anonymous source has just informed me: Netanyahu is taking the day off after suffering a more-acute-than-usual bout of "dis-connection from reality", during which - his moral adviser Aineeda Conscience later told him - he wrote an ill-advised, sarcastic, and downright mean letter to a group of social activists attempting to break Israel's permanent siege of Gaza. Because Bibi never takes her advice, Ms. Conscience is currently visiting her analyst 5 days a week to deal with feelings of inadequacy and job stress resulting from the fact that Bibi seems to need constant advice on the very basics of morality. "What's the point?" she reportedly told close friends after Bibi once again rebuked her, telling her she wasn't even real and should get a real job in the IDF killing Palestinian babies.

This all came to light after the IDF illegally assaulted (in the friendliest of fashions) another flotilla attempting to break the siege of Gaza. (See here and here, for example.) Here's some coverage from RT...

[Warning: listening to the Israeli spokesperson may induce vomiting]


Here's the text Netanyahu penned in a fit of total lack of self-control. Note the complete absence of any insight or basic human decency.
Welcome to Israel!
No need to beat around the bush, slime works every time. Bibi's already off to a promising start.

The activists were not on their way to Israel, Bibi. They had no wish to go to Israel. Your thugs intercepted their ship and forced them to go there. They will be detained, then deported. Some 'welcome'. Did your mother teach you no sense of hospitality or human decency? Well, if she did, it didn't stick. Never does with types like you.
It seems you got lost. Perhaps you meant to sail to a place not far from here - Syria. There the Assad regime slaughters his people every day with the support of the murderous Iranian regime.
Ah, the one-two punch! There's nothing like following up on slime with a good dose of lies to deflect attention from the fact that your treatment of Palestinians is inhuman. No, they didn't get lost, you sarcastic waste of organic matter. And no, the Syrian regime doesn't slaughter its own people. They ARE, however, engaging in a protracted war against foreign mercenaries who DO regularly slaughter Syrian civilians. And wait a minute, isn't Israel supporting said terrorists? I do believe they are! Well, whaddya know!
Despite that, here in Israel we are dealing with a situation where terror organizations, such as Hamas, are attempting to harm innocent civilians. Against attempts like these we are defending the citizens of Israel in accordance with international law.
Yup! Spoken like a true politician. You see, Hamas "attempts" to harm innocent civilians. Well, at least according to Bibi. Left out is the fact that Israel actually does what Hamas apparently only dreams it could do. Bibi, do you think our memories so deficient? Hello! UN report details Israel's genocidal war crimes against Palestine during 2014 summer assault. Where is this so-called international law? I can think of a half-dozen tinpot dictators who would love to get their hands on some of that stuff!
Despite that, Israel assists with the transport of humanitarian supplies to Gaza - 800 truckloads a day, more than 1.6 million tons of supplies this past year. The equivalent of 1 ton per resident of Gaza.
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IDF demolition forces kindly drop 1-ton of humanitarian aid on Gaza.
By the way, the volume of equipment that has been sent from Israel to Gaza is more than 500,000 times larger than the boats that you are arriving on.

Israel assists in hundreds of humanitarian projects via international organizations including the establishment of medical clinics and hospitals.

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LOL! Nothing like "assisting" in building clinics and hospitals that you can then target in one of your carpet-bombings of Gaza. My God, where do you come up with this material? It's gold, Jerry, gold!


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Just look how popular our kosher bread is! No food shortages here!
But we are not willing to allow in weapons to the terrorist organizations in Gaza, as they have tried to do in the past, by sea.

Just a year ago, we stopped an attempt to bring in hundreds of weapons by sea, that were meant to harm innocent civilians.
Say what? Are you saying this flotilla had weapons? Because that seems to be what you are not-so-subtly implying. Oh, it looks like you're right, after all! Just take a look at this evidence, showing the latest SAX-3000 grenade launchers intended for Hamas to harm innocent Israelis:
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There's no closure on Gaza, and you are welcome to transport, via Israel, any humanitarian supplies.

The sea blockade is in accordance with international law, and has received backing from the UN Secretary General.
Oh.. Um... Huh? So there's no blockade. But the blockade is legal... Ineda tells me to tell you, Bibi, you do not own the Palestinians. And no authority gives you the right to control Palestine's borders and murder her people. Seriously, Aineeda's getting quite worked up about this. I keep trying to tell her you're a lost cause, but she has the faith of Abraham!
If human rights were truly important to you, you wouldn't be sailing in solidarity with a terror regime that executes, without trial, residents of Gaza, and uses the children of Gaza as human shields.

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"Evil Hamas terrorist wearing an IDF uniform using a Palestinian boy as a human shield! Atrocious! Oh wait, that's an actual IDF soldier! Well... Hamas is evil!"
Oh Lord, this stuff is priceless! A tad old and overused by now, but still priceless. If human rights were truly important to you Bibi, you would not be the head of a terror regime that executes, without trial, residents of Gaza, and uses the children of Gaza as human shields. UN report details Israel's genocidal war crimes against Palestine during 2014 summer assault.
If you were to come to Israel you would be able to be impressed by the only democracy in the Middle East that is concerned with equality for all its citizens, and freedom of religion for all faiths. A state that operates in accordance with international law in order to provide its residents a secure life and its children to grow up in peace and serenity.
Bah! You're killing us, Bibi!

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© ReutersIDF troops providing emergency medical aid to Palestinian injured by freedom and democracy.