However, seriously underestimating contempt towards them, instead of choosing comfortable surroundings for the month long program - say, a famous institution like St Andrews University - the preferred venue, overwhelmingly supported by an independent online poll, was Edinburgh Zoo.
As the PR disaster unfolded, one independent observer captured the prevailing sentiment, stating: "It is obviously ridiculous that the exchange program can proceed now. Moving such dangerous, predatory animals from their familiar surroundings would be completely irresponsible. And the same can be said for the residents of Edinburgh Zoo."
Islamic State, currently the most controversial band in the world, are still causing absolute chaos on their current 'Proxy Army Eurasian Tour' (except in for some specific countries, like Saudi Arabia, Qatar etc). With their bloody (or not) stage theatrics, hateful lyrics and mystical anonymity, they rose from obscurity to become infamous global superstars. Although there are similarities with their record label stable mates, al-CIA-da, who have since faded from the public eye, industry analysts say the meteoric rise to stardom of Islamic State is unprecedented.
Created by the somewhat elusive record company, Regime Changers, based in Langley, Virginia, the sudden success of the band has been largely attributed to their huge PR campaign headed by Black Katz, responsible for promoting the emotionally charged beheading videos and part of SHITE (Search for Hidden International Terrorist Entities). Some closeted fans of IS include Barack Obama, David Cameron and other western leaders. Despite clear political opposition by the Syrian government, IS is currently waging its tour there, supported by back-up band, the Psychopathic Bombers, as well as alternately gigging in Iraq. According to insiders, it's hoped IS will extend their tour to Hong Kong, and countries surrounding Russia.
Meanwhile there are reports that the latest manufactured group by Regime Changers, the Khorasans (a remix of al-CIA-da) are planning their first American tour soon, tentatively titled the 'Yet Another Blatant False-Flag Attack'.
* Breaking news *
A photo has just been leaked of one of the founding members of IS, once famous for his anonymity:
As Ebola hits the U.S. and now Spain, the terrible airborne virus seems to be mutating beyond all expectations. With quarantine zones imminent in Western countries, it's important to adhere to governmental health experts. These latest Ebola mutations have been identified and publicized to increase public
Despite some folk believing that wrapping themselves in the American flag and taking the 'hope' vaccine (marketed outside the U.S. as 'Freedom and Democracy') will protect them against the virus, others are changing their diet and becoming cold-adapted.
* More breaking news *
Scientists in the U.S., using new pandemic pattern recognition software, have just announced that there is a very high probability of a new strain of Ebola developing early next year. Called Super Ebola XLIX, it is predicted to manifest on February 1, 2015 at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. Government health care officials, whose handling of the unfolding Ebola crisis has been deemed exemplary so far, admitted that manifestation of such a mutated Ebola strain in a large, contained facility (70,000 capacity) would be very advantageous for public acceptance of the CDC and FEMA's
With Ebola spreading rapidly across Western countries, a Big Pharma spokesman reiterated the determination of their respective Research and Development departments to find viable, affordable ($25,000/shot) vaccines, now that they can make a killing from Western dollars, pounds and euros (apparently payment with Liberian goats did not meet regulatory accounting standards).
This I thought was a priceless joke: "[P]ayment with Liberian goats did not meet regulatory accounting standards". LOL. Brilliant.