© This is Local LondonHum: Is it coming from Surbiton Station?
The noise has been an irritation for weeks, but the source of the noise itself remains unknown.
One Surbiton forum user said: "I can only describe it [as] white noise and quite low frequency."
Another added: "The noise is very low frequency and is a humming, whirling motor sound. You can hear the sound in every room of our flat."
Glenbuck Road and Avenue Elmers residents reported hearing the hum throughout the day and night.
Forum users speculated it may be emanating from within Surbiton station, or behind McDonald's.
Maybe the noise heard by so many, is a bleed-through-sound effect occurring in an alternant reality, or coming from behind that veil which keeps us from seeing overhead celestial activities …